Thread Where We Can Talk Shit About Other Clubs’ Transfers

[Yorkshire_Spurs]

Can anyone do this with the post Harry era signings? please

Vertonghen - Mint but moody
LLoris - Mint + sexy
Gylfi Sigurdsson - Scored a well nice goal
Dempsey - Freedom
Dembele - Loves it sideways
Capoue - A unit
Chadli - Sexy
Chriches - Decent. Loves getting pissed.
Eriksen - Mint
Lamela - Will be mint
Paulinho - Jenas mk2
Soldado - Takes a decent peno
Davies - A left back
Vorm - Decent
Dier - Probably going to be the best CB in the world

 

[Don]

 

[SouthStand Billy]

So Rodgers has a different transfer policy.. OK.

Lets have a look at the great Brendan Rodgers buys shall we.....

Borini - £10m .... useless
Joe Allen - £15m ... useless
Assaidi.... £3m ...flopped, loaned and about to be sold. Fail
Nuri Sahin .... hardly played, pointless
Samed Yesil .... Who?
Daniel Sturridge .... well played Tranny banger! Good signing
Coutinho .... Average , but smart
Luis Alberto ..... £7m , what has he done so far?
Iago Aspas .... £7m ... Flopped bigtime
Mignolet..... £9m... Good signing
Kolo Toure ... Woeful
Aly Cissokho .... Pointless loan, makes mistakes
Tiago Ilori ..... £7m.... Nobody knows yet
Sakho..... £15m and has been a right donkey for them.

...Now they've spent £20m on Markovic from Benfica, he will flop.
Lovren.... £20m....
Emre Can.... £10m, pretty good business
Rickie Lambert..... £4m for a one season player
Lallana ...£25m for a 26 yr old , joke
Divock Origi .... potentially good signing for £10m

He's bought 22 players and spent £184m

Yeah Brendan.. you're the man..Now keep your trap shut.

 

[truetomyself]

cult_personality

ochbye:

 

[folknaesa]

 

[bensonrecon]

trying to change too much too fast

#GetYourOwnFailedTransferStrategy

 

[SouthStand Billy]

Liverpool have pulled out of signing Loic Remy due to the fact that he never played for Southampton.

 

[Carlspurs]

Toni Kroos to real madrid 20 million.

Adam lallana 25 million
Luke Shaw 30 million
ochfacepalm:

 

[Dutchy]

The transfer benefits united but this is kinda funny

 

[Sean]

 

[bensonrecon]

Kevin Stewart making his debut for the Scousers today







Nice to see that snapping up our rejects is working out for you wankers

 

[Reedy49]

You any good? Link to your youtube reel please.

 

[Norwegian Jim]

His agent using us to set sup a move elsewhere? Thats usually how it goes isn't it?

I would think so. Basically shouting "hurry the fuck up or he will cost triple when you buy him from Tottenham in two years time".

 

[CJJ]

Ashley's fitting in well at his new club, they all really like him....

 

[ArtyB]

 

[Freudlyuchenko]

Now some twitter bits to make it seem legit:



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[SouthStand Billy]

I just don't get all this Southampton obsession.. They have a few decent players for sure, but the way everyone is overspending and going mad for their players, you'd think they won the league or something.

As anyone considered that their manager at the time got them over performing?

 

[JDK]

Why are United buying Di Maria? Where are they going to play him in a 3-5-2? Play him as LWB and you bench the most expensive fullback ever. Play him through the center like he did at Real last year and Mata or Herrera has to sit. Meanwhile Darren Fletcher, Chris Smalling, and Phil Jones remain starters.

 

[Totti]

Can you imagine if OUR captain had behaved in such a way how Tottenham supporters would react? There would be a bloodbath on here.............................

I think we'd have been happy if Kaboul signed for Man City for £8,000,000.

 

[SinghYid]