"It's not a surprise to see Archway burning. Spurs have been throwing matches at home all season."
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Benny says LOL
"Yeah - I had him at Bournemouth, on loan from Liverpool, triffic lad, always setting light to things - didn't even have to tell him ha ha ha. He torched Jim Smith's Allegro once, cor that was funny, he only had third party. Anyway when I was at Tottenham and the Archway thing wasn't moving, I mentioned him to Daniel - you know, this boy could do a job for us - but we'd already got Nelson and Saha, and there was no money left. Couldn't see it myself - they never set anything alight for us."And Harry can you confirm you actually knew the Arsonist 5 years before anyone else and could have signed him then to burn down Archway but the money wasnt there?
I'm going to try and outdo it...23+ funnies and counting... OFFICIALLY the funniest thing posted on here, ever!!
Headlines tomorrow
"Archway burns down: Radical Jewish elements suspected"
Morning! So have we identified the Archway Arsonist yet?
Get you Nutter-Legal-Jargon-Naylor!!! who knew?
In all seriousness... quick show of hands... who thinks we're involved in some way??
Worst case, you stay here, best case, you piss off to Legoland...What is worst and best case scenario here - can we have a summary please