THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. SORT IT OUT FFS!!!!
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Every girlfriend I've had has had to at least pretend they support Spurs. It's almost a dealbreaker.
I think my current missus used to support fucking Woolwich. But just like whether or not her exes were better in bed than me, it's a subject we never, ever broach.
I don't think I'm ever going to have children, but if I do the policy will be just like it was with my dad and my dad's dad: If you don't support Spurs you're out of the family.
People who aren't into football would probably think this is a bit pathetic. Fuck 'em!
I think my current missus used to support fucking Woolwich. But just like whether or not her exes were better in bed than me, it's a subject we never, ever broach.
I don't think I'm ever going to have children, but if I do the policy will be just like it was with my dad and my dad's dad: If you don't support Spurs you're out of the family.
People who aren't into football would probably think this is a bit pathetic. Fuck 'em!
Having your son support Woolwich is a big let down, sort that shit out.
My two girls have been trained from birth to support Spurs and boo whenever the goons or in fact any red team come on TV. The World Cup was a hilarious struggle for my youngest as she couldn't get her head around cheering for the red team.
My two girls have been trained from birth to support Spurs and boo whenever the goons or in fact any red team come on TV. The World Cup was a hilarious struggle for my youngest as she couldn't get her head around cheering for the red team.
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My GF wants Spurs to do well for HER sake, cos I’m such a grumpy cunt if we lose. If we’re not together she checks the Spurs score to see how insufferable I’m going to be later.
I don't have kids (yet), me and my wife would like to one day...I will be a very liberal parent, my future son/daughter could be into almost anything and I'd be fine with it, I don't care about their sexuality or gender identity or whatever, I'd be upset but supportive and OK with it if they simply weren't into football, the only thing I couldn't take is if they supported another club.
Most yank friends I have who have a passing interest in football I’ve managed to make them follow Spurs
Furbie Jnr has managed to get a few of his mates at school to become Spurs , the little legend that he is.
Furbie Jnr has managed to get a few of his mates at school to become Spurs , the little legend that he is.
I made the Mrs learn & recite the full Spurs 1981 FA Cup final team before i married her (July 1981) which she did to perfection. I would have married her anyway but she wasn't to know that.
I converted her brother who was 14 and flirting with Woolwich at the time although i don't think his heart was really in it as when he attempted to write their name on his school bag he ran out of room after the E. It was an omen.
When my daughter was 6 we had some friends over for the day. Anyway, chat got around to football & as they were guests i thought out of politeness i better refer to the Goons as A-rsenal in conversation. I felt this tug on my sleeve & looked down and it was my daughter so i ignored it & carried on. I then felt another tug, looked down & my daughter said 'daddy, don't you mean the scum'?
My chest puffed out with pride.Good girl.
I converted her brother who was 14 and flirting with Woolwich at the time although i don't think his heart was really in it as when he attempted to write their name on his school bag he ran out of room after the E. It was an omen.
When my daughter was 6 we had some friends over for the day. Anyway, chat got around to football & as they were guests i thought out of politeness i better refer to the Goons as A-rsenal in conversation. I felt this tug on my sleeve & looked down and it was my daughter so i ignored it & carried on. I then felt another tug, looked down & my daughter said 'daddy, don't you mean the scum'?
My chest puffed out with pride.Good girl.
Use a bit of creativity, tell him Wenger killed Santa, or the ground is haunted, or their shirts are made from the blood of puppies. I'd never take my kid to that shit hole
Pay my guys who work for me on weekends a Spurs win bonus, so they have an interest in our results - they even watch our games here as we get all Premier League games live.
Grew up in Wales and at the time there wasn't any Welsh team in the top division so I used go around school like some kind of evangelical preacher trying to get people to support spurs.
Amazingly enough not many wanted to support us during the 90s.
ochsulk:
Amazingly enough not many wanted to support us during the 90s.
ochsulk:When my son was about 5 he came home one day from school and said he was now going to support the bluescum rather than the mighty Spurs (Where i used to live was infested with them and surprisingly some valued literatecy and enrolled thier demon spawn into his school, so he was being badly influenced, whilst the teachers did nothing). This was my first parenting crisis, but it only took about 15mins for him to understand that this could never happen. Never looked back since, he’s 13 and a die hard Spurs fan.
Regards to other people’s kids Im proud to have converted my nephew and niece to Spurs. I see it as the right thing to do.
Regards to other people’s kids Im proud to have converted my nephew and niece to Spurs. I see it as the right thing to do.
Trade in the wife for a new model, put your son on gumtree, maybe do a swap with a gooner who's child is a yid
Sell him.
You have no other options
Is the correct answerMy boys (including the one who’s not even born yet) will support Spurs. I didn’t have a choice (and I wouldn’t have it any other way), so they don’t get one either!
My Grandad Spurs, my Dad West Ham (serious when I was born home and away) and so are my sisters and Brother - me Spurs. The disease skipped me.
I was nearly a Palace fan as a kid as they were the first team I saw play (my uncle is a Palace fan and bought me a scarf at the game). Shortly afterwards my dad advised me to follow in his footsteps and support Spurs. I love my dad.
That moment when you realise that you have indoctrinated the next generation....
I went to pick up my daughter from nursery whilst wearing my Spurs jacket. The other kids all ran out “Mummy! Mummy! Mummy!”
My girl runs out “Daddy! Come on you Spurs!”
I suppose singing glory glory hallelujah to her when she was toilet training had it’s influence???
I went to pick up my daughter from nursery whilst wearing my Spurs jacket. The other kids all ran out “Mummy! Mummy! Mummy!”
My girl runs out “Daddy! Come on you Spurs!”
I suppose singing glory glory hallelujah to her when she was toilet training had it’s influence???