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I'm always on form, old son.You’re clearly on form today
What that form actually is, I'll let you decide
To be fair, these are two of the most important questions one would want answers to when attending a match.
As a foreign Spurs fan myself I have to admit I don't want to stand next to a bunch of South Koreans at a Spurs match. If they stick with Spurs fair play, but I have a feeling most of them will jump ship as soon as Son plays for a different team.
I'm from Estonia and love the club. Have been to the stadium three times now. Two times I brought one of my mates with me. Last time I flew in from Estonia alone, moving on crutches (had broken my leg just 2 weeks prior) and hopped to Wembley only to see us get beaten by Juventus in CL second round. Then hopped back to my hotel to sleep off the devastation and flew back to Estonia the next day. Don't you dare say that foreign fans are 'mehhh' 
Watched the Wolves game this season in the Spurs bar in Dublin. Had a chat with two blokes who were season ticket holders who share the games with their mates in Ireland.
Great effort by the lads to get to games, especially as ko times are all over the place now. They get my vote.
Great effort by the lads to get to games, especially as ko times are all over the place now. They get my vote.
I've found another one!
I think you should know before that we don't play in red tbh
Brexit could make it a bit uncomfortable to our European support. Me, I’m used to being treated like shit at Luton’s custom check
Bloody foreign fans, watching our Spurs, why don't you watch teams from your own country? We don't need you adding to our viewing figures, long-distance buying our club merchandise, generating a huge market for the Premier League to sell to TV networks all over the world, inflating the value of the players who play in it, drawing great foreign players from all over the world for you to gawk at. What do you know about Tottenham Hotspur? (apart from what you can find out on the Internet, if you can be bothered). Eh? You'd get lost on Tottenham High Road, bet you can't even point in the direction of our glorious new stadium from Seven Sisters, let alone from where you are right now, ya bunch of foreign oiks. You're just a bunch of plastic Carlos Kickabouts, a gaggle of inglorious Gino Goalhangers. You hear me? For-eign-ers! In is in, you have to be in to be in, and you definitely ain't in, 'cos you're out, and out is out. You can't argue against that. So just shut it. Where was I? Oh yeah, to be a true Spurs fan you have to be English, born within walking distance of the stadium, and able to recite the lyrics to Hot Shot Tottenham and When The Year Ends In One backwards (Ossie's Dream don't count, 'cos foreign innit?). You have to have travelled to see every single match personally, sung your heart out so much your voice is croaky for a week, soaked yourself in the rain, frozen out in the cold, and burnt yourself in the sun for the full ninety minutes of every match (plus injury time, eventual extra time and possibly penalties). Oh and if you don't drink don't even bother. You have to know at least umpteen other English Spurs fans personally, and been involved in at least one hospitaliseable (sic) incident with fans of other English clubs (foreign fans don't count). So if you think you're some sort of kindred spirit just because you've watched us ever since that 5 -1 win or ever since your favourite little soccer superstar became a paid member of our beloved football team then think again, yeah me ol' mukka, think again. 'cos all you are is just another cog in the machine, another brick in the wall, another thingy in the whatsit, and a true Spurs fan is a true Spurs fan. Foreigners! Don't make me laugh.
There are 2 more when me and the wife take our annual holiday to Catalonia!There are many Tottenham supporters in Spain.
There's only one Belgian Spur goddammit, gtfo
