Itinerary for tomorrow
0600 Wake up
0630 Bowl of Cornflakes, shower and a shit
0700 Meet the 'boys' at 24 hour Tesco to purchase some beverages for the afternoon's festivities
0705 Begin the 15 minute venture to the train station
0710 Sit on a bench (Soldado) and crack open the first can of the day
0711 Crack open the second
0715 Continue the walk to the train station
0725 Arrive at train station
0745 Board train
0746 Crack open third can of the day
0800 Consume the final can of the 4 pack and then sleep
1030 Arrive in Manchester
1045 Find a place that do food and beer at 1045
1130 Pop to a corner shop, purchase a half of vodka and cack the evidence in preparation for entry
1145 Make way to Old Trafford
1245-1430 Watch Spurs put five past the tossers.
1500-1800 Head to pub to celebrate
1845 Back to train station.
2130 Arrive back home, get picked up by the missus. Shouted at for stinking of piss, shit and vomit.
2145 Shower, order a takeaway, make a bed on the sofa, watch match of the day and wank myself to sleep.
COYS. Lets smash the cunts.
0600 Wake up
0630 Bowl of Cornflakes, shower and a shit
0700 Meet the 'boys' at 24 hour Tesco to purchase some beverages for the afternoon's festivities
0705 Begin the 15 minute venture to the train station
0710 Sit on a bench (Soldado) and crack open the first can of the day
0711 Crack open the second
0715 Continue the walk to the train station
0725 Arrive at train station
0745 Board train
0746 Crack open third can of the day
0800 Consume the final can of the 4 pack and then sleep
1030 Arrive in Manchester
1045 Find a place that do food and beer at 1045
1130 Pop to a corner shop, purchase a half of vodka and cack the evidence in preparation for entry
1145 Make way to Old Trafford
1245-1430 Watch Spurs put five past the tossers.
1500-1800 Head to pub to celebrate
1845 Back to train station.
2130 Arrive back home, get picked up by the missus. Shouted at for stinking of piss, shit and vomit.
2145 Shower, order a takeaway, make a bed on the sofa, watch match of the day and wank myself to sleep.
COYS. Lets smash the cunts.