Disco Benny

[Colonel_K]

 

[Yorkshire_Spurs]

Maybe headbutting is a greeting in Cameroon like red means something weird in China.

 

[ArtyB]

Has been fucked off yet?

No...

 

[AberdeenYid]

Not having it.

We're all sick to our stomachs with what is going on and that bellend can't stop lolling all the way to the bank with a massive fucking grin on his face.

He's only played half a dozen games for a shitey championship team and there's a clamour to see his dopey grin at WHL again?

He can fuck off forever as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Mrs Perryman]

well, I liked him and prefer to remember the good times. I wish him well at his new club.

 

[Eskimo]

 

[Thelonious]

Benoît Assou-Ekotto: 'What sort of mercenary stays for seven years?'
The Tottenham Hotspur full-back says he has seen quite a few team-mates kiss the badge and then leave whereas he wants to finish his career at White Hart Lane

Benoît Assou-Ekotto first met Steve The Visionist in his early days in London. He had dropped into a barber's shop off the Tottenham High Road, looking for someone to do his shape and he liked what he saw. The Tottenham Hotspur full-back has stayed with Steve ever since, following him when he has moved shops. Their partnership and friendship, they guesstimate, spans six or seven years. "The thing about Ben," Steve says, "is that he is loyal. And real. Forget his hair. The thing that makes Ben famous is his realness."

Steve ought to be famous, too. Never mind the self-styled moniker, there is a charisma and largesse about the Liverpool-supporting Jamaican who, out of respect to Assou-Ekotto and his shop's proximity to White Hart Lane, also looks out for Tottenham. Steve loves to talk about football, Assou-Ekotto does not and so when the latter sits down in the chair, the conversation is one-sided.

"It's always, 'What do you think? Ronaldo or Messi?'" Assou-Ekotto says, blowing out his cheeks and scarcely concealing the boredom. "Or maybe, because he is a Liverpool fan, 'Torres was good' ... blah, blah, blah. I don't particularly like talking about football. I don't immerse myself in it."

As if to illustrate the point, Assou-Ekotto looks blank when Luis Suárez's biting of Branislav Ivanovic comes up. "He did what?" he asks. "Il a mangé?" If he is joking, the deadpan expression is inscrutable. "Surely, Benoît ... come on." But no, it is plain. He has no idea. Assou-Ekotto has never got the fuss about football and footballers.

He returns to the barber's shop small talk. "I put myself in their place," he says. "Perhaps it's quite cool to have a player come in for his haircut and be able to speak about football. So I speak a little bit about it. But really, it's just 'Cut the hair'."
Assou-Ekotto always tries to see the other side. He feels compelled to mine deeper and arrive at a broader understanding. He puts himself, variously, in the shoes of his manager, André Villas-Boas, the chairman, Daniel Levy, and the rank-and-file Tottenham supporter. He is provocative and challenging of stereotypes, particularly that of the modern footballer but, at the same time, he is grounded, consistent, funny and disarmingly honest. It is part of what makes him arguably the most interesting Premier League player in London.

"During my four months out injured at the beginning of the season, I attended every game at White Hart Lane and I would sit in with the Tottenham fans but with my hoodie up so nobody could recognise me," Assou-Ekotto says. "I now feel I have a better understanding of what it is to be a supporter and, for me, there are two types.

"There are the fans who pass judgement quickly, who say, from the comfort of their seats, how they would have cut the ball on the inside, swung the ball around or brought it down. It was like I was sitting with Messi, Ronaldo and Maradona. Then you have the other supporter, who understands the technical things a bit more and is patient. They are smaller in number but they do exist."

Assou-Ekotto discusses his own situation this season and the difficulties that he has faced, which stem from the injury to his left knee that ruled him out from early September and left him playing catch-up in terms of match fitness but, also, include the transition to a new manager's methods and the style of new team-mates. The left-back has found a new player to his immediate right in the shape of the summer central defensive signing Jan Vertonghen and a new midfielder in front of him, with Gareth Bale having been moved to a more central attacking role.
"Maybe you had a little head movement that you used to do with a guy," Assou-Ekotto says. "You have to find these things again. It's new partnerships, maybe new languages and it takes some time."

The bottom line is that there is no spell to accelerate the re-assimilation of a player in the second-half of a season. If there were, Assou-Ekotto might have been spared the insistent speculation about his future. Since his return to first-team contention in January, he has started 12 of the club's 21 matches and the related theory goes that Villas-Boas does not rate him sufficiently and is open to selling him.

There have also been rumours that Assou-Ekotto's preference to avoid knee surgery in favour of a longer, more thorough rehabilitation programme was badly received and, even, that he has clashed with Villas-Boas. Assou-Ekotto confronts each notion and dismantles it.
"The manager recommended the specialist that I went to see in Barcelona," he says. "And when the specialist recommended the programme to strengthen the muscle around the knee, rather than go for the quick-fix operation, the manager and the chairman were fully supportive of the decision.

"With AVB, if I had a problem with him, I would tell you immediately. If I don't like the guy, I would tell you: "I don't like the guy." But that is not the case. I have no issues with him. So as far as I'm concerned, nothing is afoot. I understand why I have played the number of games that I have played. Everybody is entitled to an opinion but I don't think that anybody has had a conversation with me or with AVB."

It is impossible to talk to Assou-Ekotto without being assaulted by his frankness. In February 2007, in his first season at Tottenham, he heard his left knee click and was told, during an absence of 18 months, that he would never play again. So when it is put to him that this season's lay-off might have been difficult, he laughs. "Four months out … don't care, it's so small," he says. "I knew why I was out this time and I could see when I would get back. The body said, 'Stop,' and you have to stop. You can cry, be sad, whatever. It changes nothing."
Above all, though, there is Assou-Ekotto's notorious candour about his profession, which has reinforced his cult status in some quarters but fired indignation in others. He told the Guardian in May 2010 that he considered football to be little more than a job, in which money was the driving force and, as such, he had to be viewed as a type of mercenary.

"The reaction persists and, in France, it has been predominantly negative to the point where I find it almost pretentious," he says, of the country of his birth. "To say that players should not appreciate the context in which they operate is stupid. Football is like a business now.
"In England, it's more objective. People are more cool about players earning millions. It's also not whether they agree with what I say, it's that there is a respect for the fact I was man enough to say it. I must say, as well, that I have seen quite a few Spurs players kiss the badge and then fuck off. I am still here."

If it were up to him, he would stay for longer than the remaining two years on his contract and he notes the irony of the length of his service. "What sort of mercenary stays for seven years?" he asks.

Tottenham and life in London have got under his skin. "There is a part of me now that has a strong bond with the club," Assou-Ekotto continues. "I would be quite happy to see out my playing career here, although I know that it's not my call to make. I have every desire to see out my contractual obligations and, if possible, extend so that I can be here for long enough to play at the new stadium."

Assou-Ekotto does not like change and he was initially unnerved by Levy's decision to sack Harry Redknapp last June. He heard the news as he attended the Africa 2.0 conference in Nigeria, which aimed to find solutions to the continent's problems. "It was hosted by [the former Nigeria] President [Olusegun] Obasanjo and I remember him asking me what on earth I was doing there," Assou-Ekotto says. "I was the only footballer.

"I phoned Harry straight away. I liked working with him, he has a cool attitude. With AVB, it's more tactical, in terms of understanding your different team-mates and the opposition. He changes his teams more, moves them around. Some players will play two or three different positions in a single match.

"The one thing that I can say with certainty is the chairman has the club moving in the right direction. I have a tremendous amount of respect for the difficulty of his work and his business decisions might make people sad. But I've seen the growth, first-hand, over seven years. You have to respect that."
Assou-Ekotto intends to remain a part of it for years to come.

 

[WHITE&BLUE]

He is an unprofessional cunt with no basis for his ego. Stay in the championship fucking trash.

AVB should have released him from his contract. Complete cunt. Doesn't deserve the shirt.

 

[Mrs Perryman]

I still think it is a shame the way things turned out for him. I had a lot of time for Benny, as he seemed to really care about his fellow human beings and did a lot for the area following the riots. However I think for his own self, he needs to find another club as he doesn't have what it takes any more to play for the first team. Whatever happens, I wish him all the best luck in the world.

 

[Eskimo]

 

[CrestOfAWave]

:bae:

 

[Thelonious]

:bae:

 

[Éperons]

BAE has an interview (in Portuguese) about the upcoming world cup here:
http://globoesporte.globo.com/futeb...-de-futebol-quer-conhecer-favelas-no-rio.html
Not a pile here that's super interesting, but he's asked what he knows about Brazilian football:

“But, in reality, I'm not a fan of football to the point of knowing clubs, managers, stadia, and so on. That said, I was with Gomes for many years at Tottenham, and my brother Sandro is a great guy. There's also Paulinho, who signed with Tottenham while I was getting to know Julio [César] at QPR. In England, there are lots of Brazilian players [lists them]. I think you could make a Brazilian national team with players who are or were in England and this team could win the World Cup.”

They then ask what he knows about Brazil, and his answer is rather thoughtful:

“I'm very passionate about the history of humanity. Often we forget that our world is about people and not things. Brazil is a huge world power now, and, as an African, I know many of our socio-political leaders who see Brazil as a model for growth. I'm excited by Brazil on a human level because it's home to the biggest African diaspora in the world. And as one of the strongest emerging economies it can be a good example for small nations like mine. I'm working with my foundation, BAE32, to start a platform that encourages education and employment for youth in science, technology, engineering, and maths. Education is important, because without it we cannot create a public, connections, or nations. There are social problems everywhere, and the only path towards reducing them is to find solutions that allow human growth. At the heart of all inequality is education and, for me, it's not just if you learn or not, but what you learn and how you're taught. I hope that we can use the World Cup to encourage a couple of boys and girls to dream new dreams.”

Then he's asked about what an appropriate punishment for racism would be in football. Again, thoughtful, but a little of Disco Benny shines through:

“It's always a tragedy when someone is judged based on the colour of their skin. It's frustrating that we can send a man to the moon, but we're not capabled of seeing that, as human, we have more in common than different. If aliens came to Earth, they won't distinguish different types of people… for them, we're all the same species. But I'm just a footballer, and my contribution is to play and entertain. Administrators are better equipped to make the rules, and they should make rules and regulations that reflect the higher ambitions of human dignity.”

Finally, he's asked how he'd spend a weeklong holiday in Brazil.

“I'm really lazy and I like the sun. So I suppose I would lie down on a beach and sleep. Ok. I'll need a high-speed internet connection to watch "Band of Brothers". But if I'm not allowed to be lazy, sleep, or watch TV, I would like to visit the favelas and get to know the youth and hear their dreams. Some of my teammates told me about a project in Rocinha, in Rio, and I'd like to see that. There's the City of God, which became famous because of the film. But I wouldn't want to do a tourist visit, but rather to get to know people, youths, hear their stories, see some of their challenges. Knowing people whose day-to-day is different from mine and learning something new. Maybe how to be a better person. Those who seem to have less always have more to give.”

 

[Eskimo]

Wonder if Levy will use this as a sackable offence

Being a in charge of a company valued at £1bn yet being unable to conclude a deal with a two bob sheet metal owner is a sack-able offence.

 

[Anthony Beale]

It makes me laugh that all of a sudden he "isnt good enough"

Wasnt he being linked with Chelsea last season?

Now AVB "doesnt rate him". He's still coming back from injury if you ask me.

I think next season if hes fully fit and we have a more developed midfield, rather than chopping and changing week in week out and bale playing anywhere accross the top 3 in the space of just one match, he could be massive.

 

[Thelonious]

 

[Blanchflower]

For me Assou-Ekotto just suffered from the team going from having a "just go out and play - the result will come" type of manager, under who he thrived. To a manager with a tactical approach and a need for the entire team to be disciplined in their positions.

There are others that still don't have the ability to play their positions properly like Walker and Rose but I get the impression they at least listen to instructions where as Benny is just a bit of a free spirit.

Modric leaving didn't help either as so often he would drop into a space and offer him an out ball if he was under pressure.

 

[alexwooty]

I adore two things about this tweet.
1. Benny is taking the piss out of someone wearing socks and sandals
2. Benny is on the Central line.

He may not be the greatest footballer, but boy do I miss him.

 

[AberdeenYid]

At least he's taking all this as seriously as us......

On another note - good on Ade for apologising. Class.

 

[Éperons]

For me it's not just about the photo. It's the way he responds to fans on twitter who ask him why he is on loan with comments to the sound of "Cant tell you right now lol cheeky face" or "I will tell you one day lol lol" etc that I find totally unprofessional.

That attitude just strikes me as a goofy way of saying "no comment". If he really wanted to blast management, he has had ample opportunities to do so. I think he is frustrated, but he's also staying in line, going to so many matches, coys-ing it up before many as well.

@ Tucker is right; everyone is hurt and on edge, and we're lashing out unnecessarily. To think that Adebayor and BAE would have been taking the piss out of the loss… I mean, they've literally never shown that kind of disrespect, and to fail to give them even a single benefit of the doubt (I didn't even notice the five fingers, since I know those are both of their favoured gestures)… It's astonishing.

But haters will continue with their previously established level of hate.