Adebayor

[Audere]

I didn't say you were smelly - I'm sure you are fragrant in the extreme. I did try the phone in curse thing, and my boss told me to sit in the garden on no pay. He regretted it later when my sister stuck pins in a plasticine figure I had modelled in my anger.

I'm flattered, I really am but I'm not a bumhole engineer. Although I won't deny I'm not curious.

Is your sister Claudia Winkleman?

 

[Joe Clash]

I'm certainly not middle class.

Apologies for downgrading you L'Audere - I will donate my smallest child to your estate as an offering.

 

[Joe Clash]

I'm flattered, I really am but I'm not a bumhole engineer. Although I won't deny I'm not curious.

Is your sister Claudia Winkleman?

Yeah - my real name is Winkleman. She's not married - obviously.

 

[Audere]

Apologies for downgrading you L'Audere - I will donate my smallest child to your estate as an offering.

The fucking least you can do you insufferable serf.

And it better be small enough to fit up my chimneys.

 

[Audere]

Yeah - my real name is Winkleman. She's not married - obviously.

Tell her she's a cunt from me. And to cut her fucking fringe.

 

[Joe Clash]

Tell her she's a cunt from me. And to cut her fucking fringe.

Which one?

 

[pleb]

Why was sammy binned. Was his contribution not enriching for all

You can only take so much eh Audere

 

[Audere]

Which one?

Literally lol.

Plus I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Thanks. Wish I hadn't had that fray bentos pie now.

 

[Audere]

You can only take so much eh Audere

Yeah.

Sometimes the multis are a force for good.

 

[Joe Clash]

Literally lol.

Plus I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Thanks. Wish I hadn't had that fray bentos pie now.

I'm guessing steak and kidney. Argentina innit?

 

[Audere]

I'm guessing steak and kidney. Argentina innit?

Isn't it Uruguay?

 

[Joe Clash]

Isn't it Uruguay?

You have me there sir.

 

[Joe Clash]

Isn't it Uruguay?

Somewhere down there anyway. Fackin' Shaka Kaka voodoo hipsters.

 

[Audere]

You have me there sir.

Again. I'm flattered. But it's really not my thing.

I would need at least a nandos to even countenence such shenanigans

 

[Joe Clash]

Again. I'm flattered. But it's really not my thing.

I would need at least a nandos to even countenence such shenanigans

At the very least by the sound of it. Do they deliver to remote castles in Northumberland? Or do you send a raiding party?

 

[AaronLenin]

Yeah.

Sometimes the multis are a force for good.

What is a multi. Does this refer to having multiple accounts, or one account shared by several?:lloris: What is the relation of this concept to the phrase "tonights dinner chicken multi"

 

[Audere]

At the very least by the sound of it. Do they deliver to remote castles in Northhumberland? Or do you send a raiding party?

I'm so privileged that Bear Gryll delivers my chicken and chips on Lloyd Grossmans arse. Dips an' all

 

[Joe Clash]

I'm so privileged that Bear Gryll delivers my chicken and chips on Lloyd Grossmans arse. Dips an' all

It was probably drenched in piss. That cunt has form. This neatly applies to both your serfs. I'd boil them in honey. Manuka, obviously.

 

[Audere]

What is a multi. Does this refer to having multiple accounts, or one account shared by several?:lloris: What is the relation of this concept to the phrase "tonights dinner chicken multi"

For every 100 pounds you donate to TFC you are allowed an extra vote in sin binning someone.

I have 12 votes.

 

[Joe Clash]

I have 12 votes.

The election is over my Lord. They weren't votes, they were petitions against executions. No one would vote for you, you don't allow it.