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That's it?!? Sounds very high. I expected something like 2000/1500/1 Kane to get the golden boot at the beginning of the season, madness!
I don't get it. Are you saying our dicks are too small and Kate is going to leave us?I can imagine certain people on here being on a beach in Ibiza. A beautiful woman walks up to you and says she wants to be with you. You take a deep breath. Oh my god, it's KATE UPTON!
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She's going to leave me. I just know it. She says she loves me. But I'm not as rich as some of these guys. Is my dick big enough? She's definitely going to leave me. Life is so unfair to me!!!!!
Even Legendary Buffon is concerned about King Harry.
I've studied Kane - Buffon
The guardian
stopped reading after that if I'm honest. Unrealistic bollocksI can imagine certain people on here being on a beach in Ibiza. A beautiful woman walks up to you and says she wants to be with you. You take a deep breath. Oh my god, it's KATE UPTON!
The two of you have a whirlwind romance. Long days at the pool and sleepless nights in the hotel. She's completely fallen for you. It's magical. How is this happening to you?
You've actually been burned by a few beautiful women before. But no woman has ever seemingly been into you this much before. She tells you she loves you.
This is Kate fucking Upton. It's a dream. But eventually the tabloids pick up on the fact that the sexiest woman in the world is dating a guy who is quite a catch normally, but not seemingly in Kate Upton's league. In time, the tabloids start running stories about your love flirting with Kanye West. Next, there's a photo of her and Jon Hamm hugging on the cover of The Inquisitor.
She's going to leave me. I just know it. She says she loves me. But I'm not as rich as some of these guys. Is my dick big enough? She's definitely going to leave me. Life is so unfair to me!!!!!
We are fucking Kate Upton, you pinheads. Enjoy it.
thats true. Im fucking Kate Upton. and she isnt hugging Jon Hamm or flirting with Kuntye Weststopped reading after that if I'm honest. Unrealistic bollocks
thats true. Im fucking Kate Upton. and she isnt hugging Jon Hamm or flirting with Kuntye West
errr who is she again?