I love that song - as for the rest tough titty.
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i was trying to explain to my girlfriend why this post was funny but she got angry at me because she thought i posted it about her and stormed off.
it is a good one
Well next time click the 'funny' button and keep your own counsel. Is there anything I can do?
is weed not a big deal over there? its somethin around 50% of 'drug abuse' arrests over here which is funny because have you ever talked to mad yid? or sat on a couch for longer than two hours?
No, weed isn't a big deal over here. If the amount is clearly for personal use all you get is a street caution.
Yeah I've 'talked' to Mad Yid, he's ok. I don't have a couch - I wish I did. I've got this weird japanese minimalistic bullshit going on - it's very uncomfortable being cool, so I lie on the floor and get shit for being a philistine, which is over the fucking top. Two hours on a sofa is the perfect amount of time to watch our ridiculous club, but I still hop on the train and wonder about a comfort based existence on my way to the ground. My reward will be in heaven, but I don't believe in that either - although some say you don't have to believe in it for it to be true.
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What the fuck is going on in this thread now?
It's a big country... By most estimations we've got more trees here than when Columbus arrived.
is it an all white room? i went into some white walled Asian chain restaurant the other day with the only color in the whole place being provided by a large wall at the front directly behind the cashiers that, presumably, was supposed to resemble urban graffiti. you should decorate your room that way (if you haven't already done so). it made me throw up my rice and teriyaki chicken all over their premium coconut waters and peach iced teas.
Geez, nobody wants to given any credit to the natives...
It's like Chris Columbo show up and says "yo, I found this sick-ass place, and it's totally the bee's knees" but the Norwegians say "bitch please, you didn't notice those mounds in the dirt that we dug in Newfoundland? Totes magotes we were there first" and all the while the natives are rolling their eyes smoking their pipes acting all:
How can you give credit to a bloke who thought he was in India? That's far out.Geez, nobody wants to given any credit to the natives...
It's like Chris Columbo show up and says "yo, I found this sick-ass place, and it's totally the bee's knees" but the Norwegians say "bitch please, you didn't notice those mounds in the dirt that we dug in Newfoundland? Totes magotes we were there first" and all the while the natives are rolling their eyes smoking their pipes acting all:
Obviously not in the right locations for emergency pissing to occur while on the road!
Ok, Stalin
Migod, what crimes against dining are you patronizing? The only authentic Japanese dining experience is at a building resembling a wooden shack, covered in posters about baseball and beer.