West Ham v Tottenham Hotspur | Premier League | Tues 2nd April | 8:15pm

[Hulk]

Shite match - pedestrian most of it and another crap goal for an unmarked player off his fucking back. We have to change the way we defend set pieces - these clogger cunt teams love playing us.
And to think we finally scored first in a game too.

Kulu has been brutal for ages now, proper killed the momentum we had built up - strange sub.

West Ham and Moyes are pathetic. JWP took nearly a minute to get a ball for a corner in injury time then they tried to win the game, at home to a supposed rival, in the 94th minute with a few bodies running forward. Absolute thundercunts.

 

[Richard Arlison]

Painful fact is we just need better players. Kudus, Bowen and Paqueta all get in our side and other than the keeper and centre backs where we are better there isnt much in it elsewhere. Thats why we're 5th and they're 7th. We need to improve across the park but will we?

Bowen was the only one of those that looked ok tonight.
Kudus and Paqueta did fuck all to make me want them in our team tonight.

 

[Dudski]

Seriously though, to go to the next level we don't need another 3 OK players, we need a real diamond ... another Bale or Kane.

“I don’t think we’re in a position to spend £100m on a player, because that’s not the case and I don’t think that will ever be the case for the club. Our competitors are (in that position)."

 

[StripiestPilot]

We started well, but are our inability to keep a clean sheet is really hurting us. We never gave West Ham a reason to come out and leave any space, we gifted them a goal and from then on they were happy to just sit in their penalty box and wait for the game to end.

If we keep the clean sheet for the first 45 minutes I’m sure we’d have gone on and killed the game. We have got to fix this problem on set pieces because it is far too easy to score against us without doing anything special.

 

[Gazzapen]

I don't think he's saying I'm a thick cunt. But I think you just did. Lol

Not at all. I think you made a Great point. Hence the, ' I don't know ......' To me you sound like some I'd gladly have a pint with

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

View: https://twitter.com/ThePremInside/status/1775263030705840560?t=BM8r9tHQtKFuoFzZlGDRcA&s=19

Ffs

Would have been a decent position for a direct free kick, too.



Instead we had to defend a counter - who knows, maybe Micky's hamstring could have pinged chasing back...

 

[Larry David]

Hard to play against teams that stodge it out like that

Only criticism of Ange is that he didn’t make subs early enough, we were screaming for richarlison

Just one of those games

 

[Kaz Hirai]

We were the better team again, just need better quality up top, quality levels dropped wen bentancur and maddison went off, and Johnson tired. Better bench options will also be required

Trust the process

 

[bk_spur]

It's been boring for months

Glorified AVB ball

We’ve been struggling with injuries and poor depth for months now. I’m not surprised really.

The only surprise for me is how poorly a job the club has done putting pressure on the refs to give us a fair game each week.

 

[To Dare Is To Do.]

Funny how you just ignored the assists

Neto's assists numbers are good, but Werner's are similar (per min).

I think if we pay big money for a forward this summer, he needs to take us up a level.

 

[Deuterz]

Bowen was the only one of those that looked ok tonight.
Kudus and Paqueta did fuck all to make me want them in our team tonight.

Paqueta was excellent and everywhere, that's a weird take. I thought Kudus was good in phases.

 

[DJ Check Complete]

Are our players actually banned from taking shots on the edge of the box or outside it?

Need to start taking our chances and not trying to walk the ball into the goal.

I think so.

 

[Richard Arlison]

Paqueta was excellent and everywhere, that's a weird take. I thought Kudus was good in phases.

Paqueta did absolutely fuck all except hack people. He played CM at home and we had about 80% possession.

Kudus also did nothing.

 

[Sir Archibald Crooks]

Bowen was the only one of those that looked ok tonight.
Kudus and Paqueta did fuck all to make me want them in our team tonight.

Not judging it just on tonight. There isnt a great chasm in talent between the 2 teams sadly. I wish there was.

 

[Gazzapen]

I didn’t call him a thick cunt

Sorry. My humblest apologies. I misunderstood. In that case we in agreement. He's not a thick cunt.

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Hard to play against teams that stodge it out like that

Only criticism of Ange is that he didn’t make subs early enough, we were screaming for richarlison

Just one of those games

Putting it into perspective, even Man City couldn't break down Woolwich this weekend when they employed similar tactics. It happens.

 

[False 9]

Disappointing up front today. Maddison being taken off was an odd decision. Maybe he was carrying a knock. We didn't deserve more than a point today. Onwards and upwards. 4th is still on.

Funny how some of our fans keep on making up excuses about any player who gets subbed off. Just admit that Ange fucked up with his substitutions and move on

 

[Confusius]

655 - Paases
89% - Accuracy

Get in

 

[Maureen]

I mean we'd be one nil down mate without him.

FFS

True but in general the front 3 just not good enough today. Son has plenty in the tank but the other 60 mins should be enough to use their pace and give it their all. Then sub them as we have a strong bench. Just imagine if we had Bowen in our front 3!

 

[Aussies Dream]

The curse is real guys…

We could have Pep, Klopp, Ferguson and Ancelloti all managing us at the same time and we’d still fuck up

Forrest up next