I hate to break it to you, but many of us are adults with jobs and responsibilities who could've give a flying fuck about acting like gutter trash and having a punch up in the street. What, you want to compete with others on how many asbos you can get before heading down the dole? Aim high mate. Aim high!
That your lot still thinks that being a moron is something to gloat about is farcical. But let's be honest here, all you internet hard men are just trying to troll with this outdated firm bullshit this because your joke of a club has nothing on the pitch for you to be proud of. So instead you wear caveman behaviour on your sleeve as a badge of honour. Pure compensating.
Really good post to be fair.