The other matches in the Premier League thread

[ArtyB]

 

[Nick "Trevor" Sharp]

 

[yiddo2786]

 

[Shon]

Only bright side is cazorla is my fantasy captain this week.

 

[VirginiaSpur]

The Fox Commentators are fucking brilliant right now, talking about Suarez.

My favorite one-liner:

These are not the actions of a man with an IQ of over 80.

 

[GlosYid]

Absolute cunt

 

[Lister]

Such a needless card aswell

In his defence, he was trying to kick John Terry in the face, which can never be needless

 

[CJM]

:ade: :baelol: :dawson: :avblol: :vert: :kaboullol:

 

[jimmyriggle]

I heard we did something similar to west ham this season, by making them play on a football pitch.

 

[pdxspur]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

 

[ArtyB]

Scare Phil Jones?

 

[AberdeenYid]

Just watching SSN and saw Nasri getting sent off again. Love the way he almost died when Bassong cut him down, then miraculously got up to offer Bassong out. Faking wee cunt.

Just a shame that we don't allow situations like this naturally develop. I'd have enjoyed seeing Bassong eat Nasri's face off.

 

[ArcspacE]

Liverpool's official twitter had urged everyone to ask question for Stewart Downing (#AskDowning). Here are some of them :

Q.Jamie Carragher has seen some things during his time at Anfield, but... how did the poor guy feel when he first played with you?

Q.If you were a footballer, what would your preferred position be?

Q.In 2009 Pogatetz said you would eventually join a top 4 club. Do you think that will ever happen?

Q.So you left Aston Villa for Champions League football. How's that working out for you?

Q.How did it feel to have more arrests than assists last season?

Q.How do the Liverpool strikers feel when they are stood in the box for the 978th time, waiting for you to cross the ball?

Q.how do you sleep at night knowing you get paid for trying to play football

Q.How did you feel last season knowing Tim Howard was closer to lifting the golden boot than you?

Q.Did you laugh when Liverpool brought you for 18 million?

Q.Did you feel that Messi robbed you when he won the Ballon D'or?

Q.What will you wear when you win the Ballon D'or next year? Please don't wear what Messi did, OK?

Q.You finished 230948th on the Ballon D'or list, behind my mate Mak who plays for my school team. Did
you expect to finish this high?

Q.When you retire, will you ever think of starting a career as a professional footballer?

Q.Which stadium has the comfiest bench?

Q.Are you the only player to be neither footed?

https://twitter.com/search?q=#askdowning&src=hash

 

[escher]

The linesman gave a corner that wasn't which led to the penalty, the arse player fouled the norwich defender who fell on the ball AFTER it had crossed the line, it was either a free-kick to Norwich or a goal-kick. The linesman was the wrong side to be able to judge where the ball was wrt the goalline when the Norwich player fell on it - he was guessing.

The same referee was involved in two penalties to arse vs wba earlier in the season - the suspicion mounts - did the referee tell the linesman beforehand to award anything dodgy so he wouldn't face too much flak himself after the disgraceful wba decisions?

Fucking arse getting so many close/controversial victories in their last 8 games - we were the only team they haven't beaten in that run. Hope everton and fulham fuck them.

 

[Erik_Edman]

STOKE RELEGATION DREAM IS ALIIIIIIIVE

 

[Blanchflower]

BBC interviewer: "You often seem to score late goals, why is that?"

Steven Gerrrard: "Errrrm, well we've got the best fans in the World...."


What a complete dick.

 

[Thelonious]

 

[BushHillSpurs]

I don't think you get how modern football works. If you think you'll win anything without spending money in the PL, think again.

Football "fans" like you make me sick. You, and your club are the exact reason why so many people are so disillusioned with the "EPL"

Yes, Barca and Dortmund are exceptions, Dortmund have had an amazing run and it is down to having an amazing coach and a brilliant team spirit. They do have some world class players they've picked up for next to nothing, Hummels, Gotze, Lewy etc. But what is happening now? Yes, that's right, the big boys with the money have starting to pick apart their team, taking the core out of their squad. Sound familiar?

I admire Dortmund much more than I admire Munich, alot more than I admire any team in Europe. Their sustainable model is exactly what the whole world of football needs. I think they pay 10 euros a match to stand in a terrace with a beer in their hand and a fag in the other. The atmosphere is second to none.

However, to watch Chelsea at the souless bridge its what, £60? Next to a tarquin with a bottle of spring water and binoculaurs in the other.

Clubs like PSG, Man City and Chelsea are parasites and when the bubble bursts your "Achievements" will be forgotten.

 

[sammyspurs]

Everyone, shut the fuck up. Keep still, and dont even THINK about this game.

We will discuss it afterwards.

Now go about your days...

 

[escher]

QPR 1-2 Newcastle

That means Redknapp's had 2 points from QPR's last 8 games - I wonder if he can surpass Ramos's great achievement by losing next sunday as well, gobshite.