"The Line"

[Éperons]

b) We get four wins and woolworths drop any point in their last 2 and we ARE third...

I took a nap before the final whistle on this afternoon's matches. When I woke up, this was the first thing I noticed looking at the table.

Glutton for punishment.

 

[Randomitable]

I know...

:harryfacepalm:

It's a fatal flaw...

I'd like to go and play in the Memes thread but all the good Oxyredknapps are gone.

 

[Éperons]

So we're clear that it's not weird to check the table first thing after waking up? Good.

 

[Randomitable]

So we're clear that it's not weird to check the table first thing after waking up? Good.

Nothing but ordinariness to see here IMO.

 

[Raitei]

I wake up, check my phone for emails, messages and the like. Roll over, flip the lid on my laptop, and see what's going on in Football.

It's why I'm late for fucking everything

 

[Randomitable]

I wake up, check my phone for emails, messages and the like. Roll over, flip the lid on my laptop, and see what's going on in Football.

It's why I'm late for fucking everything

I know this...!

 

[Smoked Salmon]

Personally, I wake up, flip the laptop lid open and have a wank to some porn.

The life of a sad divorcee *sniff*. Gots to find me bitch no. 2. Dope.

 

[Randomitable]

Official "The Line" Business - 29 April
Couldn't give a flying fuck about the manc derby...

First of all, I'd like to officially say "ta ta" to the blue dippers.

Perm any two from four now, boys and girls....bearing in mind that chav$/barcodes have to play each other, both of them cannot achieve their respective potential maximums.

Doesn't change that we still need nine from nine to have any chance of 3rd.

 

[Schoolboy'sOwnStuff]

Official "The Line" Business - 29 April
Couldn't give a flying fuck about the manc derby...

[ Image ]

First of all, I'd like to officially say "ta ta" to the blue dippers.

Perm any two from four now, boys and girls....bearing in mind that chav$/barcodes have to play each other, both of them cannot achieve their respective potential maximums.

Doesn't change that we still need nine from nine to have any chance of 3rd.

Guaranteed Europa League. What joys.

 

[Smoked Salmon]

Official "The Line" Business - 29 April
Couldn't give a flying fuck about the manc derby...

[ Image ]

First of all, I'd like to officially say "ta ta" to the blue dippers.

Perm any two from four now, boys and girls....bearing in mind that chav$/barcodes have to play each other, both of them cannot achieve their respective potential maximums.

Doesn't change that we still need nine from nine to have any chance of 3rd.

I'm not getting "any two from four". If Chelsea win all of their reminaing games and we win two then they boot us outof fourth do they not?

 

[Schoolboy'sOwnStuff]

Official "The Line" Business - 29 April
Couldn't give a flying fuck about the manc derby...

[ Image ]

First of all, I'd like to officially say "ta ta" to the blue dippers.

Perm any two from four now, boys and girls....bearing in mind that chav$/barcodes have to play each other, both of them cannot achieve their respective potential maximums.

Doesn't change that we still need nine from nine to have any chance of 3rd.

I'm not getting "any two from four". If Chelsea win all of their reminaing games and we win two then they boot us outof fourth do they not?

I assumed he meant any two teams from four for the last two CL spots.

 

[Sibs]

Official "The Line" Business - 29 April
Couldn't give a flying fuck about the manc derby...

[ Image ]

First of all, I'd like to officially say "ta ta" to the blue dippers.

Perm any two from four now, boys and girls....bearing in mind that chav$/barcodes have to play each other, both of them cannot achieve their respective potential maximums.

Doesn't change that we still need nine from nine to have any chance of 3rd.

I'm not getting "any two from four". If Chelsea win all of their reminaing games and we win two then they boot us outof fourth do they not?

Any two out of four teams :harryfacepalm:

 

[bensonrecon]

Ooooooh We're all going on a European tour, a European tour, A European tour

 

[Smoked Salmon]

 

[Pyro_era]

Newcastle have to play Chelsea, Man city and Everton. I don't think we should worry about them because they'll get a maximum of 4 points.

Chelsea have to play Newcastle, Liverpool away (twice in 3 days) and Blackburn.

This is worst/best case scenario:

Chelsea 2 - 2 Newcastle

Liverpool 2 - 1 Chelsea

Chelsea 3 - 0 Blackburn

4 points

And:

Chelsea 2 - 2 Newcastle

Newcastle 0 - 1 Man city

Everton 2 - 1 Newcastle

1 point

And

Bolton 2 - 1 Spurs

Aston villa 0 - 2 Spurs

Spurs 1 - 0 fulham

6 points

Which means, Newcastle will get 1 point and finish on 63 points.

Chelsea will get 4 points and finish on 65 points.

We get 6 points and finish on 68 points.

Bolton will be the hardest game because they will really go for it, and playing them away will be hard.
A win against Bolton, and we'll get 4th. Just gotta hope WBA or Norwich do us a favor too though, so we're safe.

 

[Randomitable]

I'm not getting "any two from four". If Chelsea win all of their reminaing games and we win two then they boot us outof fourth do they not?

That's kinda the point...

:harryfacepalm:

I assumed he meant any two teams from four for the last two CL spots.

This...

 

[Randomitable]

Bolton 1 - 2 Spurs

Aston villa 0 - 2 Spurs

Spurs 1 - 0 fulham

6 points

Three wins = six points, are we back in the 70s there slick?

 

[Pyro_era]

Bolton 1 - 2 Spurs

Aston villa 0 - 2 Spurs

Spurs 1 - 0 fulham

6 points

Three wins = six points, are we back in the 70s there slick?

Yeah I changed the teams around from home - away, forgot to do the same with points

done it now

 

[Randomitable]

I see......



'kin hope we don't get done by Notlob though!

 

[Randomitable]

'kin hope we don't get done by Notlob though!

:modricwtf: :rafaaaa:

...And we weren't!

Importantly:
1) Three points from the last 2 games and the chav$ can't overtake us...
2) Another win, coupled with a Barcodes loss and we're all but there!