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Spursdem

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I did a search of the word sock on the forum and found this, about Spursdem Spursdem

"He has a Japanese girlfriend called Yoko. But Yoko is actually a yellow sock he put almond shape buttons on for eyes and "her" mouth is actually a hole in the heel and he thinks it counts as oral sex when he jerks off in this sock via the hole in the heel. The sock that he calls Yoko. That is his "girlfriend"."

So maybe he knows who this guy is. We live in different times I guess. If him and this guy find fulfilment in a sock, who are we to criticize.
Reposting your own posts is hilarious.

Your obsessed by this sock thing.

Very intriguing. Almost like you're speaking from experience.
 

Eskimo

'you middle class out of touch cunt!'
They said on the tv that the groundsman wasnt happy with it and that its being ripped up in the summer.
 

Spursdem

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I did a search of the word sock on the forum and found this, about Spursdem Spursdem

"He has a Japanese girlfriend called Yoko. But Yoko is actually a yellow sock he put almond shape buttons on for eyes and "her" mouth is actually a hole in the heel and he thinks it counts as oral sex when he jerks off in this sock via the hole in the heel. The sock that he calls Yoko. That is his "girlfriend"."

So maybe he knows who this guy is. We live in different times I guess. If him and this guy find fulfilment in a sock, who are we to criticize.
Why are you talking about your own post like you happened upon it randomly?

You are arguing with a guy who lives in a garden shed. He has a Japanese girlfriend called Yoko. But Yoko is actually a yellow sock he put almond shape buttons on for eyes and "her" mouth is actually a hole in the heel and he thinks it counts as oral sex when he jerks off in this sock via the hole in the heel. The sock that he calls Yoko. That is his "girlfriend".
You posted it 10 days ago,

You were that proud of it you went looking for it to post again. Amazing dedication to a wanksock fantasy you have for another man.

Very revealing.
 
I'm not sure why they need high tech ticket barriers inside, but low tech blokes-with-handheld-scanners outside as well. One problem yesterday was the sun, which has only been around 4.063 billion years (yes I googled it), shining on the scanners and/or phones. Mine didn't work with the first one (I said it was the sun) or the second one I was then sent to (I said it was the sun). The guy next to me gave up with his phone and got his ticket out, which worked. Then the sun went in and mine worked. Seems like a massive potential bottleneck.
Wasn’t just me then thank fuck.
Got to a steward with a scanner, wouldn’t scan the tickets. A walk the full length of the ground, against the flow of traffic, to get to ticket office.
Printed off the tickets there after a load of fucking about with queue & ID, went back round the stadium, still didn’t bloody work & so just got waved through by the next steward. Worked perfectly through the turnstile.
:walker-scream:
 
Wasn’t just me then thank fuck.
Got to a steward with a scanner, wouldn’t scan the tickets. A walk the full length of the ground, against the flow of traffic, to get to ticket office.
Printed off the tickets there after a load of fucking about with queue & ID, went back round the stadium, still didn’t bloody work & so just got waved through by the next steward. Worked perfectly through the turnstile.
:walker-scream:
Got to love a trier....they almost did it...
 
Don't know if it has been mentioned in these recent pages, but the pitch seems to be a bit slippery. Has anyone else noticed the amount of grass being torn up when players are planting?

Edit: I'm an idiot who can't scroll up to see this exact conversation unfolding
It's a new surface though, probably needs a good few matches worth of players running over it for it to bed in properly...
 
For anyone showing concerns about the attendance figures for the first few games (I've seen a few use the word embarassing which is ridiculous), the below link is worth five minutes of your time. Barcelona had an average attanedance of 70,568, just 71% of their capacity last season:

 
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That's kinda embarrassing!
I visited the Barcelona back in January and saw them play Leganes I think it was on Sunday evening, 50,000 in attendance so a half empty stadium. Even Real Madrid had an average of 65k-68k last season, depending on what source you read.

We'll get lower attendances, every team charging top dollar will. I'd rather a few hundred empty seats for half the games as it means a few will be able to take their children more, something they were unable to do back at WHL
 
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