January 2019 transfer thread

[Ossie Wembley]

Come on people I need some itk

We have a deal in principle for De Ligt and De Jong for the summer. Poch has spoken to both and their representatives believe we are the best place for them at this time. Hitchen has played a a massive part in this and the whole transfer committee are all in unison.

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[Matecheck]

In height or in length?

Girth.

 

[John Thomas]

You said that about Shaqiri but seemingly he’s good enough for Liverpool

Would you seriously be excited about us picking up Dwight Gayle on a fookin free from Newcastle?
Come on mate. Now I know you're just taking the piss

 

[stevee]

Itk

When the sky is blue
and the birds are racing
Asker me no questions
'Cos the ground is light

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[SaskatoonSpur]

 

[FightingIllini]

You said that about Shaqiri but seemingly he’s good enough for Liverpool

I heard some ridiculous Shaqiri slander during that whole saga but this takes the cake.

Shaqiri is and has long been a quality player. Not one to be compared with fucking Dwight Gayle.

 

[SaskatoonSpur]

 

[Park Lane Mark Twain]

Fuck me the transfer window is in full flow now isn't it it!

Kessie & Diawara would be lovely players to keep tabs on. We won't be getting anyone in but if a promising player such as these two are available for the right kind of deal surely the club would move right?!?!

 

[Cravenspurs]

Diawara is my dream and has been in the rumor mill for years. Make it happen and we would have such a deep midfield.

 

[bus-conductor]

We operate a similar model of taking a chance on talent usually young then develop and polish them up, then finally sell on for big profit and the process starts all over again.

Not since we made Poch "manager" instead of head coach. Sissoko, Llorente, Aurier, Moura...type signings have become vogue.

 

[SchmoodSpur]

Identifying the player you want, quickly negotiatiating a deal that suits all parties and concluding the deal with a minimum of fuss.

Imagine that.

Except, of course, they've been negotiating this deal since June.

 

[SchmoodSpur]

Oh my God

He's better than Saido Berahino tbf.

 

[Clynelish]

Why has Diawara only started 6 matches so far this season in the league?

 

[Donato]

No way Milan sell Kessie, that’s a ridiculous rumour. They’ve have to have a balanced budget over the next 3 seasons, they won’t be stressing about not making CL this year if they don’t. He is a great player though.

Diawara I’m not high on to be honest. He isn’t worth 40m to me.

 

[SchmoodSpur]

If we're raiding Milan, Ricardo Rodriguez please.

 

[Nabil Bentaleb]

I never watched that Harry Potter stuff. Or any of that Lord of the Rings stuff. Not my bag.

your loss

 

[BriPelli]

If we're raiding Milan, Ricardo Rodriguez please.

Hakan would be a decent eriksen replacement

 

[Eli]

Hakan would be a decent eriksen replacement

We don’t want an Eriksen replacement........we want Eriksen!

 

[sammyspurs]

Would you seriously be excited about us picking up Dwight Gayle on a fookin free from Newcastle?
Come on mate. Now I know you're just taking the piss

No signings excite me John I’m 42 years old.
What excites me is how the team plays and if they perform. I’m not going to start cracking open the champagne if it’s confirmed Rabiot signs for example. He might be shit.

I would welcome Gayle to the club as I would any new player and judge him on what he does here.

Not slag him off before he’s pulled on a shirt and then start sucking his cock when he keeps coming off the bench and scoring goals.

Or worse, slagging him off anyway because he made me look a cunt.

 

[skywalker68]

Fuck me the transfer window is in full flow now isn't it it!

Kessie & Diawara would be lovely players to keep tabs on. We won't be getting anyone in but if a promising player such as these two are available for the right kind of deal surely the club would move right?!?!

You said it yourself we won't be getting anyone in.