Best Football Chants

[Flannerz]

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"

So wrong, but funny.

I already said that

 

[Cripps14]

I already said that

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

Just about to start a new thread and then discovered there was an old one lurking in the archives.



Didn't know of this one until last year but can't think of many better

 

[WandsworthSpur1965]

I like the "Is There A Fire Drill" ? chant. It was sung with such gusto to Leicester fans last week after Goal King Kane was smashing in Number 5 & 6 last week. Love the He's Magic song directed to our fantastic manager too.
I just don't get the Nicola Berti chant at all

 

[paddy spur]

Just about to start a new thread and then discovered there was an old one lurking in the archives.



Didn't know of this one until last year but can't think of many better

sunshine on leith is class. dont tell SausageVince

 

[N5 Spur]

Only today I realised the original tune of the 'We've got Dele etc' song.

How fucking stupid do I feel?

 

[Wellsey]

My old favourite;
Liverpool fans to West Ham.
You've got Di Canio, we've got your stereo!

 

[CollyQC]

Ireland Vs Denmark
Eriksen goes over to take a corner and the crowd sing
He's fucking your wife, he's fucking your wiiiiiife, Jan Ventonghen, he's fucking your wife

 

[El Noel]

Love the self-deprecation in this one:


View: https://youtu.be/8PpJBR_rQJk?si=evuJNxw1ogdowuWE

 

[Bobcat goldthwaite]

West ham to mezit ozil

Your eyes are offside ,
Your eyes are offside
Mezit ozil...your eyes are offside.

 

[El Noel]

Adebayor
Adebayooooooooooor

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He stamped on a rapist
And slid on the floor

 

[Eli]

Adebayor, adebayor
…your dad washes elephants
and your mothers a whore


horrible but…….

 

[El Noel]

Adebayor, adebayor
…your dad washes elephants
and your mothers a whore


horrible but…….

Yeah I wasn’t going to go there. Much prefer the altered lyrics version.

 

[TonySoprano]

What’s that coming over your bird, is it a gangster?

To the tune of the Monster track..

Sung to Steven Gerrard whose missus had dated one of Liverpools drug dealers. Clever.

 

[Bazali]

When Lee Chapman was playing for Spam

“He’s French
He’s flash
He’s shagging Lesley Ash
Cantona
Cantona “

 

[Bucket]

Man u fans
Park park wherever you may be you eat dogs in your own country


Could be worse you could be scouse eating rats in a council house

 

[Rysz]

When you're sat in row Z

And the ball hits your head

That's Zokora

 

[Hampshire Spur]

Remember when gary flitcroft was caught cheating on his wife by the tabloids. Next blackburn game he come on as sub and southampton fans were singing does your missus know youre here? Quite amusing that.

 

[Eli]

Adam Johnson having a party
bring your homework and your smarties
Adam Johnson having a party
repeat

 

[Hampshire Spur]

Have to be honest chelsea fans made me laugh a few years back to phil neville at everton. To the tune of youll never walk alone they sung'neville, neville youre a cunt, youre a cunt and you'll always be a cunt repeat to fade. Amusing that wss. On you tube as well.