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The year Birmingham beat Woolwich in the cup final, when we played them at home on the last day of the season. They were duly confirmed as relegated at the final whistle and their fans were all standing there, gutted, didn't know what to do with themselves.

The Park Lane started singing "2-1, you beat the scum 2-1"

Not the best chant per se, but the timing was impeccable.
 
I already said that

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Man u fans
Park park wherever you may be you eat dogs in your own country


Could be worse you could be scouse eating rats in a council house
 
in a rare funny moment Leeds had a song for notoriously shit striker Enoch Showumni that always made me laugh:

Enoch's got a massive cock,
Enoch Enoch,
He tucks it in his football sock,
Enoch Enoch,
He fucked a girl and now she's dead,
He swings his cock around his head,
Enoch Showumni United's twenty-one.
 


we'll take more care of u, archibald, archibald.
we'll take more care of u, archibald, archibald.
we'll take more care of u, archibald, archibald.
we'll take more care of u, archibald, archibald.
we'll take more care of u, archibald, archibald.
 
When Lee Chapman was playing for Spam

“He’s French
He’s flash
He’s shagging Lesley Ash
Cantona
Cantona “
 


Lyrics:


"The Huracan gang has arrived - look at them, how few they are!
They came in a fiat 600 and on a moped.
The justice condemns them, this can't be tolerated anymore
San Lorenzo lost a child to the child custody
when they went down to the "B" league.
they went to the minor leagues, So please, a minute of silence.
I love you this way, what a fine gang you are, smoking pot and snorting cocaine!"

Brilliant.
 


we'll take more care of u, archibald, archibald.
we'll take more care of u, archibald, archibald.
we'll take more care of u, archibald, archibald.
we'll take more care of u, archibald, archibald.
we'll take more care of u, archibald, archibald.

maybe we could change it to Dembele :)
 
Spurs V Wigan at WHL I think last season, and they brought on a really small player (who I can't remember the name of :mad:) and someone started 'why's the mascot on the pitch?! Why's the mascot on the pitch?!' and then it obviously wound him up and he got booked so the same guy started 'get the mascot off the pitch! Get the mascot off the pitch!' All of Park Lane joined in with both, that was very funny
 
When Coventry sold Ndlovu and Phealen and sang 'We've lost Ndlovu and Phealen, wooooah, Ndlovu and Phealen' and, Coventry again, during a 2-2 (we came back from 2 down, Nayiiiiim) and we sang "Going down, going down etc etc" and they sang back "so are we, so are we..."...that shut us up.
 
I freestyle all my shit.

Yo, check it, yo, yo, Spurs be like... yo, check it, yo.... of the dome... Spurs, what?!, yo, check it, yo...

:avbdamn:
 
I'd rather we not sing Woolwich songs every week tbh, Hark Now Hear got a good airing in Wood Green last week.

Grand Old Team always dies out, it should be sang repeatedly and not just once. Can't Smile Without You should be sung more as well.
 
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