Aston Villa vs Tottenham Hotspur, Sat 13th May, 3pm

[Hampshire Spur]

What is the point of richarlison? Headless chicken.

 

[5purs]

nope, no passing lanes. our midfield is pointless

 

[iz futbal]

Lucas incoming

Why even say something so terrifying?!!!

 

[StevenPL]

One of these long balls will work provided we have someone running from midfield - ah yes skipberg, the football equivalent of jedward

 

[FightingIllini]

The 3rd time that bloody linesman let play continue for ages before waving his soppy little offside flag he actually had a big grin on his soppy little punchable face.

One of the many spectacle-destroying catastrophes downstream of VAR

 

[superspurs61]

Not watching but just saw we havent had a single shot, on or off target. Spectacular.

When they push forward Villa are open at the bac... ATM we can't seem to take advantage of it... 2/3 seasons ago we'd have ripped them apart... But now we don't seem to have that pace.to take advantage.

 

[Bazali]

Good thing we're not interested in nagelsmann, we look great out there. Should only be 3-0 down instead of 6 like stellini.
Progress!

Controversial statements incoming, but I think Oliver skipp is way out of his depth at this level and offers very little, below average passing, poor dealing with being pressed, no goal threat, no threat of creation something.

Ben Davis is a terrible fullback, he can't deal with the pace of a winger, he has no vision, ends up often punting the ball when under mild pressure.

The rest of the poor players we know, so won't repeat.
Emerson player of the terrible match so far, delt with nearly everything

Forster and Kane have been ok

But that’s it

 

[jack sparrow]

Awful. We look like the worst team in the league.

well, luckily there is chelsea

 

[Eli]

The fact the forum hasn’t crashed is a clear indicator how much no one gives a fuck anymore

And care even less if Mason, if true is gonna be next coach/manager

 

[Richard Arlison]

I mean can it get any worse than that with the ball.

The difference between the sides is Buendia. I'm sitting up high in the stand here.

They have a link man between attack and defence, we don't. We can't play through the lines. Low percentage football trying to play long.

Son and Richarlison offside because the ball forward is too slow.

The entire stadium taking the piss out of Lenglet. Davies poor.
No courage from PEH or Skipp.


Get Perisic on the left.

Danjuma up front, the villa back line is so high. Some speed to run in behind helps us.

Agree.

or Kulu for Porro

 

[Incomplete_usernam]

We'll spend half of it on Calvert Lewin and the other half on Pickford and our transition to Everton will be moving along swimmingly

Don't worry, Mason is the next Poch according to the experts so even with Everton levels of talent we will be ok.

Just #Trusttheprocess and look forward to #Levytime

 

[tommyboyspurs]

What is the point of richarlison? Headless chicken.

causing havoc for the linesman, been offside more times then he scores goals

 

[LEGO Boy]

A hot steaming pile of garbage.
Only Forster and maybe Kane can get any credit.

Special mentions for Lenglet, Skipp and Richarlison who seem to be having a competition to see who could be more sh*t.

Yep, they have been one trifecta of hot, steaming excrement.

 

[Shades]

I mean can it get any worse than that with the ball.

The difference between the sides is Buendia. I'm sitting up high in the stand here.

They have a link man between attack and defence, we don't. We can't play through the lines. Low percentage football trying to play long.

Son and Richarlison offside because the ball forward is too slow.

The entire stadium taking the piss out of Lenglet. Davies poor.
No courage from PEH or Skipp.


Get Perisic on the left.

Danjuma up front, the villa back line is so high. Some speed to run in behind helps us.

Are you hoping for 4 Villa goals in the 2nd half, should be good for another refund then.

 

[Bazali]

One of the many spectacle-destroying catastrophes downstream of VAR

Have we got to wait for a serious injury before instructing the linos to flag as soon as an offside occurs?

 

[LeeMcl]

Got a stream and watching this horror show. Disgusting 47 minutes there. 5 offsides and not one shot on or off target. Absolutely unacceptable. I question my sanity. But I also question how a professional team cannot seemingly receive the ball on the half turn, direct the play of the ball towards the middle of the field or even hold the fucking line, or why they fail to press or why they seem to not give any shit whatsoever.

This club is dead. We are not 6th because we had a good start. We are staying up because we had a good start. This team is bottom 6 not top.

 

[Trainspotter]

Davies has had to defend two players at the same time. Maybe the rest of the team could help out too?

 

[jack sparrow]

What is the point of richarlison? Headless chicken.

I wonder if he will cry again to the journalist after the match

 

[ElTel]

What is the point of richarlison? Headless chicken. Pigeon

Another 60 mill down the plug hole

 

[Raiders]

What did he say?

“STFU and get back up that chimney “??

No, he says "I am sorry". I feel a bit guilty as well, he didn't care for football and I made him go through disappointment. He did used to go Newcastle as a kid (he lived up there for a period of his childhood).