So here's the comedy timeline of propaganda so far:
FDB: "Spurs have spoken to the club and I would be interested" etc.
Fans: "Yey, Frank's on his way to THFC!"
THFC: "We haven't spoken to any club about a coaching vacancy"
[THFC to FDB - shush Frank, just deny it until we sack Tim ok?]
Fans: "The board are lying - Levy out! Poor Tim"
FDB: "I'm not aware of any club being interested officially, so I guess I'll still be here if I don't go"
Fans: "Oh. I guess Levy has scared him off and he's not the new manager after all"
FDB: "Yes it's true. I've got the job, Overmars told me, but I'm not supposed to say anything you understand?"
NOS reporter: "No, not really"
FANS: "Yeaaahh! Get in Frank. We never wanted that Van Gall tosser anyway. FDB's blue & white army"
THFC: "The Club would like to make it clear that nobody at board level knows Mr Overmars phone number"
SHERWOOD: "Well somebody's telling porkies. I told the chairman to sign Eriksen as an 11 year old. I did"
FDB: "I must have been mistaken, my future is with Ajax unless Spurs want to talk to me again"
SHERWOOD: "All these fackin cunts can fuck off. I'm the greatest manager Spurs have ever had"
RAY CLEMENCE: "He's not wrong, and he's English which is the main thing. Even if he's not very good"
POCHETTINO: "Hey, fuck you Clemence, fuck off back to the 70's"
LEVY: "His English isn't too bad at all, we can work with that. Has anyone got his phone number?"