Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

[OZHotspur]

Any official word on the option to Buy?

For Vinícius? Apparently it’s around the 36-41 mark plus the initial loan fee (total around 45).

 

[Chucklevision82]

Just realised, Doherty and Hojboj are the same person.

 

[Airfixx]

According to Aly Gold his work permit doesn't start having effect until Monday so he won't be in the squad for Sunday.

He'll wear number 45.

The 45 King....?

 

[Doom Funk]

If we sign Skriniar, I'll get a photo of Levy tattooed on my arse.

And I'll let one of you do the tattooing.

Tempting offer but I think I'll pass on that one

 

[phi_effect]

If we sign Skriniar, I'll get a photo of Levy tattooed on my arse.

And I'll let one of you do the tattooing.

I'd rather tattoo your face on Levy's arse tbf

 

[MVP]

We won't sign Rudiger because Chelsea won't sell him to us, we were set to buy Carlton Cole once but Abramovich intervened when the deal was nearly done because he didn't want to sell to us.

 

[Fattynomates]

If we sign Skriniar, I'll get a photo of Levy tattooed on my arse.

And I'll let one of you do the tattooing.

Quoting this so we have proof for Monday!

 

[LEGO Boy]

Come on Levy, get this CB in and this will be a brilliant transfer window

 

[Larry David]

Can’t grumble can we boys, 2 full backs, a midfielder, Bale, a striker

if we get a centre half it’s the icing on the cake but well happy with the window at the moment

 

[Boltonspur]

Hmmm...but this is very Bolton-esque

:mourpoint:

 

[ElTel]

Hang on, we appear to have the best squad we've had in I don't know how many years, wearing the WORSE kit we've had in donkey's years!

Piss streaks= glory

 

[Muttley]

Can’t grumble can we boys, 2 full backs, a midfielder, Bale, a striker

if we get a centre half it’s the icing on the cake but well happy with the window at the moment

You forgot a Hart

 

[LEGO Boy]

Can’t grumble can we boys, 2 full backs, a midfielder, Bale, a striker

if we get a centre half it’s the icing on the cake but well happy with the window at the moment

Definitely. Squad looks so much better balanced and a much-needed rejuvenation. Ndombele is like a new signing too. A top CB is needed though but if it doesn't happen then so be it. Now if we can clear out a bit of the dead wood...

 

[Mr. Voldemort]

Hang on, we appear to have the best squad we've had in I don't know how many years, wearing the WORSE kit we've had in donkey's years!

Think we could do with this guy in the design department :

 

[EighteenEightyTwo]

Rudiger got found out as lying cunt fuck him

I think he just heard the “who, who, who let the yids out” chant, which we sang at the time as we often do when there’s handbags going on on the pitch. If you don’t know the chant and English isn’t your first language it can happen. With London/SE accents it really does sound like “ooo ooo ooo let the yids out”

 

[Airfixx]

Mane = Covid +

 

[Kazsam3]

Really interesting situation, for the first time we have got all the targets we started the window needing. We have a manager who can not complain about not being supported and for the first time ever we have not heard the dreaded “we need to sell to buy” it’s now the new “we need to sell because we’ve bought” No matter what you think of Levy hats off to him for backing Jose. Now Special One remind us all why you’re so special! No excuses!

 

[Jaynola]

Really interesting situation, for the first time we have got all the targets we started the window needing. We have a manager who can not complain about not being supported and for the first time ever we have not heard the dreaded “we need to sell to buy” it’s now the new “we need to sell because we’ve bought” No matter what you think of Levy hats off to him for backing Jose. Now Special One remind us all why you’re so special! No excuses!

Makes you wonder what if he'd backed Poch when it really was necessary

 

[Jaynola]

PSG still want Dele, I hear. Let them have him and we get Abdou Diallo in return. Not a world beater but defo an upgrade on what we have at CB. He's big, strong, left-footed, can play at LB if need be. Dude was solid at Mainz and then at Borussia, just didn't get his chance at PSG

 

[SpiderSpurs]

PSG still want Dele, I hear.
Let them have him and we get Abdou Diallo in return. Not a world beater but defo an upgrade on what we have at CB. He's big, strong, left-footed, can play at LB if need be. Dude was solid at Mainz and then at Borussia, just didn't get his chance at PSG

Who do you hear that from?