Harry Kane

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My god just imagine him dribbling all over her as they have really slow and functional sex.

"I've just cum, love". The man looks like a master of missionary. Mouth gaping open the whole time. Sexual dynamo.

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My god just imagine him dribbling all over her as they have really slow and functional sex.
Ha ha, functional sex, where, when it's over, you push the woman's legs back over her head - god, is there anything worse? It's like glassing yourself (unless you're trying for a kid) Yeah, I know, I'm doing it wrong, but really.
 
I do like the fact that Harry tried to stop Lamela from 'waving the card' in the Benteke incident: firstly, it's a bookable offense in itself; secondly, it's cuntish behaviour.
 
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