My old next door neighbour was/ is a Spam season ticket holder.
He decided he couldn't be arsed to mow the lawn anymore, so instead of a patio or decking like normal people he astro turfed the back garden.
However, it was cheap pikey stuff that a) started to bunch up as people walked over it and b) got too hot in summer sunshine for the kids to play on. Hilarious.
I feel that is another good example of West Ham style thinking.
He decided he couldn't be arsed to mow the lawn anymore, so instead of a patio or decking like normal people he astro turfed the back garden.
However, it was cheap pikey stuff that a) started to bunch up as people walked over it and b) got too hot in summer sunshine for the kids to play on. Hilarious.
I feel that is another good example of West Ham style thinking.