I cannot fucking believe what I just had to witness.
So, there's a guy at my work (work with him fairly rarely). Today he comes along and tells me he's a Chelsea fan. He let me know this when I was telling a buddy that I'm trying to get into Spurs overhears me saying that the season starts in 2 weeks. He doesn't say who he watches at first. He just says he's bummed that his team is losing their best player for £45 mil. I thought he said £85 so I thought he was referring to Suarez and assumed he watched Liverpool. I gave him a little bit of shit. He then just assumes I watch fucking Woolwich! I immediately said "fuck no I don't watch Woolwich. Get out of here with that bullshit." So he goes on to say "Man U?" I told him I watch Spurs and he laughs and said "oh, you're really defending the bottom of the barrel." Another colleague immediately said something else knowing how enraged I was about to get. Anyway, I said something about how they're not gonna even make top 4 and how this past season was a fluke. And he agrees with me. Remember, I still think he watches Liverpool at this point. Anyway, I ask him how he started watching and he tells me that one of the ships he was on pulled into Scotland and he saw a friendly between a Man City and Chelsea. I didn't really understand how he became a Liverpool fan from this, so I asked him. He said, no, I watch Chelsea. After this we had to do training, but once I could speak to him again I asked if he watches matches at the bar. He said, "no, I've got a wife and two kids at home." I just politely left it at that.
How the fuck do these people exist? He should've just said, I am a Chelsea fan, but really don't follow that closely. That's it. I can understand they. Instead he agreed with me that there's no way they finish top 4...fucking WHAT?? And that he's sad they got rid of David Luiz. Apparently he's the only person on the planet that is disappointed in that transfer.