You two should fuck and get the sexual tension over with.
When I was in college I always posted my most recent STD test on the door of my dorm. If the randos couldn't read it upon arriving at my door, I took them home because such stupidity was an instant turnoff (I would have long since discerned by that point if she were too drunk to read). From what Gibbsy has displayed in each of these threads, I've no confidence in his ability whatsoever to make it through that testing report.