The gloves make it harder to masturbate in celebration of your victory. The bum bag helps keep your phone safe though.
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The gloves make it harder to masturbate in celebration of your victory. The bum bag helps keep your phone safe though.
Nah mate, the added friction really takes it to a whole new level imo
You must have a monster cock then, the padding makes it difficult for me to really get a good grip. I need to two hand it!
Loosing 2-1 25mins to go.
Very even first half, couple of their players namely their Capt should have gone for 2 yellows (he is on 1). We have had 2 very strong penalty shouts turned down.
2nd half less open, conceded a very poor goal, massive error punished. Few chances, Edwards is a constant threat, he has just forced their keeper into an excellent save from a free kick. Over all say score is about right on balance of play so far.
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YES!!!!
2-2 last minute equaliser. Been pushing very hard for the goal, well deserved!!
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4 mins added on time to play - pushing for winner. The Tottenham Way.
3-2 to the Russians, The Tottenham Way
Bit it's easier to spank it a bit without causing any real damage. Not saying I do this regularly but you know, just saying.You must have a monster cock then, the padding makes it difficult for me to really get a good grip. I need to two hand it!
You fucken wot? :clintonohshit:
Inverted fullbacks.... Risky but I like it!
Going purely on nothing whatsoever, just have a coupla hours to kill before k.o.
I think our line-up will be;
------------------------ Lloris -------------------------
Walker Vertonghen Alderweireld Davies
------------- Wanyama ---- Alli/Winks ------
--- Lamela/N'Koudou - Son - Eriksen ---
----------------------- Janssen ----------------------
Depending on whether Poch goes full out full strength with what we've got, in which case I think Alli & Lamela will get the nod ahead of Winks & N'Koudou... (and maybe Wimmer to replace INE of Toby/Jan)
The rest kinda picks itself!
I think our line-up will be;
------------------------ Lloris -------------------------
Walker Vertonghen Alderweireld Davies
------------- Wanyama ---- Alli/Winks ------
--- Lamela/N'Koudou - Son - Eriksen ---
----------------------- Janssen ----------------------
Depending on whether Poch goes full out full strength with what we've got, in which case I think Alli & Lamela will get the nod ahead of Winks & N'Koudou... (and maybe Wimmer to replace INE of Toby/Jan)
The rest kinda picks itself!
Do we know exactly which players are in the squad for tonight?
Glad game on Tues, don't have to miss Bake Off again.
Waiting in what way???
on the field. we don't love war)