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Tottenham Sean said:
Mate
A few tips.
Have a read of the forum.
Get what it's about and the sarcastic nature of most of the threads
Read the forum toilet
Read the Tommy Robinson thread
Read the summer transfer thread
Read various match threads.
Then if you are still not suicidal or out and about where you live with your uncles shot gun killing people,come back and read the "Tottenham boys we are here" thread and the old spurs photos thread.
And then you should be alright posting.

Welcome to the forum :)
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Thanks for the tips.
I'll look out for the sarcasm - (Not seen any yet)
 
DSanditon said:
Ohhh, right. Gotcha.
So how long do I have to wait before I'm entitled to an opinion?

Until then, I am only allowed to write messages that express no opinion at all?
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At risk of offending the “but it’s so much better than the 90’s” fan club you really need to be careful mate.....
Start of slow, ease yourself in by maybe mentioning how you remember the 90’s and how much better things are now, maybe throw in a load of positivity too, and whatever you do please do not question Sissoko at right back ahead of, well actual right backs.
O yes, don’t forget Lucas Moura, he has to be patient and needs time to settle in before we can trust him ahead of Lamela, who is the second coming of Chris Waddle (FYI)....Then when people forget your name you can let loose without repercussions 👍🏻👍🏻
 
DSanditon said:
Ohhh, right. Gotcha.
So how long do I have to wait before I'm entitled to an opinion?

Until then, I am only allowed to write messages that express no opinion at all?
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You're allowed one but only if it's been sanctioned by the posters who think their opinions shape this entire forum and the fanbase as a whole and that normally means saying nothing bad whatsoever or anything that might possibly offend them.

If you don't abide by that rule then I am afraid you will be labelled woolwich scum.
 
DSanditon said:
So if I see a message I want to reply to, I should respond with:

'Thank you for posting that, I would like to add to the discussion but unfortunately I have no opinion.'

Would that be better?
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Here's a dare for you, why don't you BangkokSpud BangkokSpud or Airfixx Airfixx and tell them what you think, basically anything you say that disagrees with their position and see what happens, I give it 20 mins before you're called a nomad cunt lol.
 
Incomplete_usernam said:
You're allowed one but only if it's been sanctioned by the posters who think their opinions shape this entire forum and the fanbase as a whole and that normally means saying nothing bad whatsoever or anything that might possibly offend them.

If you don't abide by that rule then I am afraid you will be labelled woolwich scum.
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And he also needs to know the 3 rules:

1-Don’t get them wet.

2-Do not expose them to direct sunlight.

3-The most important of all......stay the fuck away from the Brexit thread at all costs.
 
COckneY Spurs said:
And he also needs to know the 3 rules:

1-Don’t get them wet.

2-Do not expose them to direct sunlight.

3-The most important of all......stay the fuck away from the Brexit thread at all costs.
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I didn't even know we had a Brexit thread, I almost feel tempted to go in there right now and be a neutral observer but I have ran out of cuntoffs for the day so can't be bothered lol.
 
COckneY Spurs said:
At risk of offending the “but it’s so much better than the 90’s” fan club you really need to be careful mate.....
Start of slow, ease yourself in by maybe mentioning how you remember the 90’s and how much better things are now, maybe throw in a load of positivity too, and whatever you do please do not question Sissoko at right back ahead of, well actual right backs.
O yes, don’t forget Lucas Moura, he has to be patient and needs time to settle in before we can trust him ahead of Lamela, who is the second coming of Chris Waddle (FYI)....Then when people forget your name you can let loose without repercussions 👍🏻👍🏻
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Here we go. Now that's sarcasm!
 
Incomplete_usernam said:
You're allowed one but only if it's been sanctioned by the posters who think their opinions shape this entire forum and the fanbase as a whole and that normally means saying nothing bad whatsoever or anything that might possibly offend them.

If you don't abide by that rule then I am afraid you will be labelled woolwich scum.
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Yes, I can see where you're coming from!
 
DSanditon said:
They sound like a couple of nice chaps!
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I can only speak for myself when I say, nope. I'm not a nice chap.... Not in the slightest.

Truth is you're being groomed; but I trust you'll work this shit out for yourself in time.
 
DSanditon said:
They sound like a couple of nice chaps!
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Btw, get in here quick....

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Management - Roy Hodgson

I think we could do a lot worse. He has a proven track record of getting results out of under-performing teams and, while I don't think he's a viable long-term option, I think he could be the man to motivate our team into a title challenge next season. He might even bring Wilfred Zaha with him.
www.thefightingcock.co.uk www.thefightingcock.co.uk

Your vote is needed.
 
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Airfixx said:
Btw, get in here quick....

www.thefightingcock.co.uk

Management - Roy Hodgson

I think we could do a lot worse. He has a proven track record of getting results out of under-performing teams and, while I don't think he's a viable long-term option, I think he could be the man to motivate our team into a title challenge next season. He might even bring Wilfred Zaha with him.
www.thefightingcock.co.uk www.thefightingcock.co.uk

Your vote is needed.
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Roy Hodgson...

The sarcasm is coming thick and fast now.
 
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