But still finished 41pts ahead of you..oh dear..
Go and change your piss bag you silly Old Cunt..
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But still finished 41pts ahead of you..oh dear..
Go and change your piss bag you silly Old Cunt..
The other dribblers down the domino's club will be so proud of you..
You can tell them over half a stout how grown up you've acted all night..
You can tell them over half a stout how grown up you've acted all night..
You've won fuck all for 37 years.. in fact I think you're the only West Ham fan still alive who saw the club win something..
So in other words you were lying all along. You're clearly a youngster and it is your dad or another family member or friend who works for the brigade. That's why you're familiar with job titles but not what the job entails. After six requests it should be easy to set out, but nope. Anyone who is actually in the job they say they are could set out what they do in an instant, instead of trying to fake it online. Plus, the fact that you automatically think I am claiming to be something which I am not (without me even stating what I do for a living) desperately screams projection.
Let me guess, you're also a muscle bound Adonis, have an IQ of 654, have £10m in the bank and are Trevor Brooking's best mate.
Nope. They haven't won anything in the past 15 years.You've won fuck all for 37 years.. in fact I think you're the only West Ham fan still alive who saw the club win something..
Well, unless you count a relegation fight or two.
Nope. They haven't won anything in the past 15 years.
Well, unless you count a relegation fight or two.
What's this about his job, what does he claim to be?
Haha he's gone..
He claims to be a firefighter and fire brigade group manager working through his night shift. A group manager is about the third highest rank you can have in the whole brigade and is a role that sees you managing several stations or similar tasks (which he doesn't seem to know). Apparently his job description involves "doing paperwork" during the day shift and sitting online during night shifts posting on forums literally constantly for about 8 hours or so. Unfortunately he doesn't seem able to tell us what his other responsibilities are.
Prayers for Boulder. Gone before his time.
Don't play with fire folks. You'll just distract the group managers from online trolling....
Don't play with fire folks. You'll just distract the group managers from online trolling....
Wow that's worrying.. Someone who is allegedly in charge of a fire dept has the mentality of joining another clubs forum, pretending to be one of their fans and posting like a 12 year old.
It's good to know the streets of London are in safe hands should a fire break out.
Wow. These last 4 pages where a hell of a lot more interesting than the ones before.
Only 1 not week of the school holidays... shame really
Only 1 not week of the school holidays... shame really
Let's all take a minute
West Ham.......
West Ham.......
The best thing about West Ham is you don't even need to think how to take the piss out of them. They give you ammo constantly
There's no way a spanner would be given a job as a brigade group manager. Beyond the realms of fantasy
I can vouch for him. He is my brigade manager. My lvl 110 blood elf wizzardhunter reports to him every night before he goes on his buttermush farming questThere's no way a spanner would be given a job as a brigade group manager. Beyond the realms of fantasy
Poor kid.
He'll be desperately eager to show everyone what a hero he has been all night.
Only to find his hard work gone
And to think he fooled us all with his clever, quick thinking!!
Credit to
Smoked Salmon
for keeping him occupied between treatments
He'll be desperately eager to show everyone what a hero he has been all night.
Only to find his hard work gone
And to think he fooled us all with his clever, quick thinking!!
Credit to
Smoked Salmon
for keeping him occupied between treatments 
Don't credit me.Poor kid.
He'll be desperately eager to show everyone what a hero he has been all night.
Only to find his hard work gone
And to think he fooled us all with his clever, quick thinking!!
Credit to
Joe Clash
laid the foundations!Don't credit me.
He did that. I'm always forgetting about the day-shift
Sorry about that Joe.
You managed to keep the poor mite occupied during his special brew come-down though.
That has to be commended!!