Kane, Davies, NDombele +
Dele and Lamela are just too slow. The lesbian can't half be nasty.
Son can't beat his man. Usually bosses his cross up. Can usually score.
Sissoko can't pass. Can hustle
Aurier can't throw a ball or tackle. Can sometimes cross.
Vertonghen has lost a foot of pace. Love him though.
Sanchez can't handle decent forwards. Strong shielding the ball.
Gascoigne-Negro concedes three goals today if the opponent is better. Fittest bloke on earth?
Lo Celso, Dier, Foyth +++
You twat