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I had to go make a celebratory sandwich but I have you brother

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Home nice and quick from this one. Alcohol wearing off so feeling pretty shit. Really impressed with the patience and control today. There was very little panicking. We stuck at it, kept trying, varied our options and eventually got the reward. Dele and Sissoko were key men today, working hard, good movement and opening up our play. Superb stuff. Crowd was pretty patient too. Inter are wankers so it’s nice to do them over. Trains worked a treat. All good.
 
Ossie Wembley . Here is SausageVince SausageVince ‘s appraisal of your recent activity you lonely cunt.



“Do him good? Do ye know what he does when he gets a red?

He goes to his deaf Grandmother's assisted living place, you know it's a ground floor terrace with a walk in bath. Handles everywhere. Anyway, he goes there, unannounced, but that means fuck all cause the old cunt is deaf, makes himself right at home. But he's no happy. She's watching 15 to 1 repeats wi the wee sign language cunt giving it yeeha in the corner. The volume is through the roof. She assumes he's there for a cup o cocoa like the old days. The old days when he was nice. She fucks off to the kitchen to put a pan o milk on the hob. She's making some din, but The Hood just needed to get away from it all and clear his head. He begins to realise he came to the wrong place. He can't hear himself think. Just been carded off TFC and she's banging around in the cupboards and 15 to 1 for the deaf is fucken blaring away in the corner. Know what he does? Do ye know? He fucken undoes his tweeds and starts trying to fist his own arse right there in her living room. Now he can hear the carriage clock on the mantel as he tries to get another knuckle in. He fucken hates himself. It's all too much but he won't be defeated. He will not. Not again.

Then she comes through with the cocoa. She deaf not blind. Poor cunt.“

Sweet Jesus.
That's some damn good shit...
 
Ossie Wembley is an absolute valve and should be dropped forever. That’s my take on it, other than not worrying too much when all we needed was one goal.
I meant more along the lines of how the bus spotter bloke who started the separate thread for his post match “critique” was going to try and lump a load of inaccurate shit on Sissoko again (who was an 8/10 tonight-again) but you’re quite correct. Ossie Wembley is a complete bell end.
How little joy some people get from football is baffling. I loved the drama tonight. Thought we were going out (unluckily/spursy) and then up pops the Danish master to put the finishing touch to a beautiful move. All set up beautifully for the final round of games. What’s not to love about that eh?
 
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