Tottenham Hotspur v. Leicester City - Sunday 13th May - 15:00

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was dreaming about being on a film set in a queue for dinner. Dinner was all these expensive and tender as fuck steaks. So tender that when you stuck a fork in to get one the fork fell out. As I'm trying to get this tender cunt on my paper plate, an angry as fuck Sean Connery is marching up the line of diners saying 'where the fuck's the tamata shaush?'

Tomato sauce on a steak. Check that cunt

Ya mad bugger
 
Danny Rose gets caught upfield, doesn't get the ball. Stops and throws a hissy fit. Can't be arsed to get back.

Leicester almost equalises from our left side.

You can fuck off, Danny.
 
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