Tierney to The Lane?

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SausageVince

SausageVince

end of an era
Of the handful of Scottish galacticos identified by myself for the club, Kieran Tierney is the one most quoted as a signing this summer. I've been inundated with private messages requesting that I monitor this situation. For neatness, I thought it best to concentrate my efforts in a dedicated thread just as I have with the popular McGinn one. So, even though I'm as busy as fuck, here we are: The Tierney Papers. I know, I'm a right good cunt.

Poch isn't Tierney's only fan. Everton, Bournemouth, and Brighton have all expressed an interest. I think we can safely say that if Levy releases the funds, and Poch impresses the Scottish dynamo, then we could out muscle those other cunt clubs.

The bidding will start at 20m but I think the successful club will shell out more than 30.

As a player we could do no better in his position.
 
Aberdeenshire yid said:
NO,NO,NO,NO and there is a reason the knuckle dragging gimp has spent his career in Scotland because that's his level,sorry I'll go we McGinn certainly Tierney but no fecking way Broonaldo as they say round Parkhead! Does a job at Celtic but waaaaaaaaay out of his depth anywhere else look at Europe even mediocre oppo and he stuggles,sorry
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We need a world class midfielder who can sit deep and dictate the game. Broony or Iniesta. Has to be one of those two. Give it a season or so and Winks will have learned enough to take over in the middle of the park.

I think you're letting your north east anti-glasgow prejudices cloud your appreciation of one of the finest midfielders of his generation.
 
SausageVince said:
We need a world class midfielder who can sit deep and dictate the game. Broony or Iniesta. Has to be one of those two. Give it a season or so and Winks will have learned enough to take over in the middle of the park.

I think you're letting your north east anti-glasgow prejudices cloud your appreciation of one of the finest midfielders of his generation.
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This is disgusting.
 
MDG said:
This is parody, right?

If not, stop drinking or sniffing glue or whatever is responsible for addling your brain.
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The brain has gone, mate. I now subscribe to the idea of intellectual elasticity. If my brain can regenerate as it basks in my new, healthy lifestyle then maybe I'll be able to learn the piano.
 
THFC-Israel said:
Rose did want to play up north...maybe he should travel further up than Barnsley.

Tierney, 5 mil, and bus fare for Rose?
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Is the megabus still as cheap?
After my undergrad degree I attended a job interview in London. It went well, but regardless of how it went I had always planned to get fucked off my nut with a mate I was staying with in Islington. After a two day bender I got on the megabus for the drive north to Glasgow. Sitting next to me was this lovely lassie from the Ural mountains. I've always been a silver tongued cavalier, but in my alcoholic youth I was especially loquacious. We shot the shit as we left London. She was en route to Inverness and a thousand hotel rooms to clean. I don't think that Highland backwater could come quick enough for her. Poor thing, we couldn't have been much north of Swiss Cottage before I passed out. On arrival in Buchanan Street bus station I awoke with my drunken head in the lassie's lap. She had the unbelievable grace to not disturb me for the entire eight hour journey as I stumbled from one alcoholic night terror to the next. The women of the Urals are polite, there can be no doubt about that.
I wonder what became of her.
 
Mick Cooper said:
I've never done class A drugs
but I'm guessing that having done so - life would be like this thread.

ie - you'd have to be smacked off your tits to take it seriously
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It's the unpacking of the joke that undermines it. I reckon most of your audience would have been on top of your strong line. Trust them, Mick, just throw it out there.

never done smack, but hey, guessing if I had then my life would be like this thread.

And then just stop. Leave them to it. If it goes over their heads then they're not for you. Forget about them. Not on your wavelength. Trust your wit. Be guided by it.
 
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Reidy said:
Sausagevince trying to get Celtic into the EPL by moving their playing squad into the Spurs squad. Next up - why build a new stadium, just buy their stadium and move it to London.
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Having looked at the drawings, I believe the NWHL will be better than Parkhead. Unlikely to have the atmosphere, but still a better stadium.
 
kwitie said:
agreed. If AM are interested then staying at Celtic is balloonish.
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Balloonish. I like it. I always liked the term Donneish, as well. Not related though, unless Tierney starts writing metaphysical holy sonnets in his spare time. You'd think that would go down well with the Celtic faithful, but Donne is probably a cunty apostate in their eyes.
 
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