The mighty Tottenham Hotspur v. Plastic chavs

[r-u-s-x]

It's silent 95% of the time, maybe more

In that case - the other 5% they are really loud but weirdly it doesn't appear to have anything to do with whats going on in the game, just decide to sing their song - it is impressive but odd and then it stops for a while until they start again 10 minutes later.

Went to second leg of Barca vs Milan when they were 2-1 down and Messi had a masterclass but it was quiet for 90% of the time.

 

[Bill Madrid]

In that case - the other 5% they are really loud but weirdly it doesn't appear to have anything to do with whats going on in the game, just decide to sing their song - it is impressive but odd and then it stops for a while until they start again 10 minutes later.

Went to second leg of Barca vs Milan when they were 2-1 down and Messi had a masterclass but it was quiet for 90% of the time.

That's their one song tho - literally. It's the club "anthem", all the clubs have them here, they usually have cringeworthy words.

Here's Barça's one translated...

All the ground,
is shouting.
We are the blue and red people.
It doesn't matter where we come from,
from the south or the north,
because yes, we agree, we agree -
a flag unites us.
Blue and red in the wind,
A brave cry,
we have a name,
everyone in the world knows it:
Barça! Barça ! Baaaarça!

Load of old cunt

 

[eanN17]

Anyone know who will be out for them? Fabregas and Cahill obviously. Costa. Hazard more than likely...
Babayoko and Moses? Others?

 

[MemphisWill]

That's their one song tho - literally. It's the club "anthem", all the clubs have them here, they usually have cringeworthy words.

Here's Barça's one translated...

All the ground,
is shouting.
We are the blue and red people.
It doesn't matter where we come from,
from the south or the north,
because yes, we agree, we agree -
a flag unites us.
Blue and red in the wind,
A brave cry,
we have a name,
everyone in the world knows it:
Barça! Barça ! Baaaarça!

Load of old cunt

Reminds me of Uni fight songs in the US, they're equally as shit. Win for old U and the like. Not exactly Dylanesque.

Spoiler

Danny, Danny Rose

 

[Nabil Bentaleb]

i cringe at the expression Battle of the Bridge

 

[Joe Clash]

i cringe at the expression Battle of the Bridge

I prefer 'kicked fuck out of the cunts'.

 

[Luvf]

I heard some where that 1:16 odds out there for Conte getting sacked this weekend. would love to hand him a 3:0 or 4:1 type of drubbing on his way out

 

[Kuya]

According to Physioroom its says no return date for pedro, hazard out til Sept 16th, and bayakoko return date 20 Aug, maybe will play but would hope he is rusty as fuck.

I don't pay that much attention but I think they are fairly accurate so I won't expect to see hazard or pedro... but part of me because its chavski thinks could all be smoke and mirrors as they are both vital players so they could be messing with us.

 

[kezz_Yiddo]

95% of the time Camp Nou makes the Death Star sound like an old-school cauldron of red-hot footballing passion

Friend did say it's quiet particularly when they are losing. And majority of the upper tiers are tourists holding iPhones/iPads lol. As if there's not 100,000 of the same videos online let's be just add another to be safe.

The whistling though when the opponents have the ball - brilliant.

 

[kezz_Yiddo]

I wouldn't like to face Eriksen, Alli or Son's movement when 100% let alone anything below! Fuck that.

 

[WashingtonDCSPUR]

Looking forward to my weekend trip to see this game, 3-1 Spurs

 

[Stanley]

Anyone know who will be out for them? Fabregas and Cahill obviously. Costa. Hazard more than likely...
Babayoko and Moses? Others?

Moses will be back, Pedro still out, this is how they will play I reckon:

[formation=343, Courtois, Azpilicueta, Rüdiger, Christensen, Moses, Kante, Luiz, Alonso, Willian, Morata, Borga][/formation]

With that formation, there is only one logical ending:

 

[Mr S Pippo]

Spurs: We will be enjoying our training. Rose crap behind us (reflects how strong we are as a club). First home game of the season.
Cheksea : Conte under presure. Players injured . Players suspended. Lost opening game at home. Shit club.


Whst can go wrong.....2-1 win Spurs.

 

[Mick Cooper]

Spurs: We will be enjoying our training. Rose crap behind us (reflects how strong we are as a club). First home game of the season.
Cheksea : Conte under presure. Players injured . Players suspended. Lost opening game at home. Shit club.


Whst can go wrong.....2-1 win Spurs.

your spellchecker for a start!

 

[Billy Bob mate]

wanted to mark this funny and a 'like' - not sure what you prefer

Oooo now there's a dilemma!

I think I'd prefer 'Funny' since I'm fairly sure it doesn't happen often PLUS if people are funny then like-ability is implied is it not?

I'm happy to go with what you decide though - I'm just happy to be included!

 

[Mr S Pippo]

your spellchecker for a start!

Yoo wat!.....

 

[Mick Cooper]

Yoo wat!.....

I bet you wish you could write good England like what I can

 

[DanPearceYIDS]

Where's everyone drinking Sunday? I don't want to walk into a pub full of filthy Chelsea <removed>s. For the record I reckon we'll do them 2-0

 

[DanPearceYIDS]

Anyone else hate Chelsea more than Woolwich?

Not for me it's close, but A**enal are just fucking disgusting. Hate them more than I hate anything in the world!! Always look forward to the Chelsea games but means more to me personally when we beat the scum.

 

[Mr S Pippo]

I bet you wish you could write good England like what I can

I do??
I can write all the right words with all the correct letters just not necessarily in the right order?