The mighty Spurs v West Ham. 12.30 K.O - 27th April

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Not that I want them to get anything out of the game, or even score, but I do have time for Old School Hammers. They got royally fucked over by Karren and the Dildo's in the move to Stratford. It destroyed a proper football club.
Happy Birthday Nutty btw.
 
I never expect us to win this game. My most dreaded game of the season to be honest.

Funny they’ve asked for a police escort though.
i think there quite lucky that this is before our Semi final in the CL, its a shame this game couldnt have been played tonight and Liverpools tomorrow as that would have given us both 4 days rest before the semi finals.
 
Why are people getting on Jannsens case? Poor cunt came into one of the most pathetic performances of the season with about 10 minutes football played all year. Then got served up long balls for 15 minutes. There were at least 10 worse players than him today. Was Son even playing btw? 3 very shit games in a row for him now.
 
Can we even be surprised? Go back through the match threads versus WH the last few years and so many of them are identical to this one. Late season, we need to secure points in a supposed winnable game, and then these cunts show up and yet again we can't handle some high press and direct running. We are probably the most simple, predictable and accommodating of the 'big' teams, time and time again we fall for this exact kind of trap.

This is why it fucks me off so much when people far overestimate the quality of our players. When they say bullshit like so and so is worth £200m or whatever. None of our players are worth that much. None of them are that good. Not even Kane and he is our best player by far. We are a massively overachieving team and when we don't function as a perfect unit on a bad day, then you see how limited the individuals are. So many players who can't control a simple ball to feet, or play a first time pass, or hold their run, or disguise their intent slightly, or see the early pass on the break.

We need to completely rebuild this team and squad in the summer no matter what happens in the remaining games. I keep fucking saying it, because there is nothing else to say, it is the only way forward. We have to spend a lot of money and have a huge overhaul.
 
So, I get off the train, straight to the Chinese for a conciliatory take away, and what’s the first thing I see? A gimp in a bloody West Ham jacket.

Looking forward to my court date....
 
Way, way late to this one but I'm guessing here you've never lived next to "travellers" have you?

If you had you would have another story to tell. Im a lefty liberal, but in the mid 80s they came to South Hackney, to the bit of green between my block of council flats and the next one. They were there 2 weeks, in which time they

- mugged my 80 year old next door neighbour of her pension money coming out of the post office on Broadway Market
-set fire to my mates van who had an extremely modest house moving business
- stole from every shop in our street, started fights in every pub. Yes them, they looked for the fights, every time. One pub got done for having a "No Travellers" sign in the window, for some stupid reason they'd picked his pub where they were all going to go

It just went on and on. Back then, I was 25 or so, and as groovy lefty as you like. After that 2 or 3 weeks, I modified my stance. "Even the most liberal person, if they have to live near travellers, will change their views."

Since then, on a couple of occasions, the above has been shown to be true for me. Guardian reader types, friends of mine who thought I was being a cunt before came up against pikeys and found themselves fucked, for one reason or another, similar to the above (I havent mentioned the half of it before, the human shit everywhere, the babies with unwashed bums, the rubbish everywhere...)

Like I say, come back to us on this matter when you've lived next door to these people
 
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We'll have played 14 or 15 games more games than them by the end of the season. It showed today. If we want to compete with Liverpool or Man City we need a squad that can cope with playing 60 games a season. We simply don't have that. We can't continue carrying injury prone and substandard players. It just increases the workload on the core group, themselves mostly internationals with that extra game time to play.
 
I'm not there on Saturday due to foreseen circumstances (my 59th.....).

But I hope we crush Dale Farm FC in their cup final. Send them back to the Taxpayers stadium with their lucky heather between their legs.

After careful consideration im going 7-1.


Here’s to you Nutty and a very happy birthday!

Although kinda negative scoreline. Nobody is scoring against us at home... ever!
 
Fuck West Ham - cocky cunts all think they're going to do us on Saturday..."expecting at least a draw".

Fucking uppity scummy bitch cunts. I hate the lot of them. Too big for their boots. Shit fans, shit stadium shit owners, shit fucking club. If I could Thanos snap them out of existence, I would, no hesitation.

Break Arnautovic's legs, and batter the cunts 10-0 please.

Wouldn't be averse to their fans getting a physical battering too, tbh.
 
Put it on your CV

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I think I'll add some fuel to the 'is the word racist' fire.

Definition from Urban Dictionary:

Pikey (or Pikie)

From the English "turnpike", the place where itinerent travellers and thieves would camp near a settlement.

Pikey is not a racial group, the term is used to describe anyone who lives in a caravan or shares the same values and "culture" of "the travelling community", and whose main sources of income are as follows:

Stealing cars,
Flogging heather and roses in pubs for "childrens' charities",
Nicking lead off roofs,
Burgling garden sheds,
Blagging entry to old peoples houses to rob them,
Doing dodgy tarmac jobs ("we've got some Black stuff left over from a job up the road"), sometimes with mint imperials used as a substitute for white chippings,
Using snow to lay slabs on when the sand ran out,
Stealing your bollocks if they weren't in a bag and anything else that's not nailed down and anything that is nailed down but will fit in the back of an untaxed Transit when nobody's looking.

Characterised by lurchers on a string, a unintelligible language that "isn't English, it isn't Irish, it's just Pikey" (source: Film: Snatch), a penchant for
harecoursing
ketamine,
lighter fuel,
fighting in pubs
shopping at Lidl.

Best avoided.

I thought it was serious until about half way down!
 
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