Summer Transfer Thread 2023! - Closed (Maybe)

[Zomb]

Danny Murphy is such a cunt. Media Pundit who used to play for us who I despise the most and he despises us as well.

Comes across as bitter and twisted on most matters, not just Spurs. Has he gone bankrupt?

 

[Jaynola]

Hmm, we may be entering cutting-off-our-nose-to-spite-our-face territory here.

We're quickly reaching a point where the money is too good to turn down if Harry absolutely wants out.

80mil, of which 40-50 up front.

2.5 mil bonus if/when Harry's scored 30 goals in all comps.

2.5 mil extra if they win the B'liga next year.

10 mil top-up if they win the CL during his time there...15 mil if at first time of asking.

We get Mathys Tel on loan for a season, with club option on a second.

We get Bright Arrey-Mbi for dirt cheap. He's a 20yo left-footed CB. Big & strong. Born in Cameroon, German international but reckon he'd count as HG due to academy years at Norwich and Chavs.

First refusal if/when Harry wants to come back to the Prem...and we get to buy him back for 25mil til he's no older than 33. Price is double for City/United etc.

COYS, Daniel 🖋

 

[Jaynola]

According to TransferMarkt, thry both have the same value (30M€). It's just that VDV (love using that again) is 2 years younger and 1 cm shorter.

Size doesn't matter. My lady says so

 

[Confusius]

Please, let that NOT be Lenglet...


What? Guy is slow as a fucking snail and turns so slow that it is painful to watch really.

I don't really get it why should we go for him. Even if we get him on a cheap, we'd have to lock ourselves in a deal that would include massive salaries for number of season for ageing and subpar player. Exactly the opposite we should go for. Has-been, not player on the rise.

Well IF we are re-signing Lenglet, we better sell Dier, Sanchez, Rodon, Tanganga

 

[Starks]

 

[Macch]

Someone must’ve gave the board a hell of a presentation about the benefits of getting business done early

 

[Stov]

80mil, of which 40-50 up front.

2.5 mil bonus if/when Harry's scored 30 goals in all comps.

2.5 mil extra if they win the B'liga next year.

10 mil top-up if they win the CL during his time there...15 mil if at first time of asking.

We get Mathys Tel on loan for a season, with club option on a second.

We get Bright Arrey-Mbi for dirt cheap. He's a 20yo left-footed CB. Big & strong. Born in Cameroon, German international but reckon he'd count as HG due to academy years at Norwich and Chavs.

First refusal if/when Harry wants to come back to the Prem...and we get to buy him back for 25mil til he's no older than 33. Price is double for City/United etc.

COYS, Daniel 🖋

Can't we keep Tel?

 

[Doom Funk]

if we got those three that would be a masterstroke

No way would we get all three

 

[Confusius]

Signing Maddison also means we finally get someone who can take a free kick again... will wonders never cease!

What about Kane?

 

[Richard Arlison]

if we got those three that would be a masterstroke

2/3 should be the minimum if they are really rebooting the squad.

Tapsoba and VDV sounds like a different club.

 

[The Swellhead Spur]

I like this guy, would be hard to get though, Torino fan, still young and current captain

 

[For better or worse]

love that. Made my day. He really is a twat and that was beautifully highlighted

 

[Shotgunofmichalebrow]

I like the look of Mickey, but Tapsoba feels like the one who could come in and make a difference straight away, just his size and calmness, would have a good impact on Cuti.

Van Dyke and Alison to Liverpool vibes. That's what I think Tapsoba and Vicario could do for us.

 

[Confusius]

Size doesn't matter. My lady says so

Your lady lies, you need to get a divorce!

 

[Jaynola]

£80 million for Kane and a chance to get him out of the league is a no-brainer.

Use the money to sign Tomori or Antonio Silva.

Gimme the choice between Tapsoba and Tomori...and I'm picking Fikayo 9 times outta 10.

 

[Waldo Gascoigne]

if we got those three that would be a masterstroke

Focusing on those three doesn’t mean we are buying all 3

 

[For better or worse]

Comes across as bitter and twisted on most matters, not just Spurs. Has he gone bankrupt?

The only decent thing he's done is marrying Taylor. But he fucked that up.

He wasn't liked by many of our fans, had a shit time and is a nothing player that believes his own hype.

 

[Richard Arlison]

Obligatory

 

[Waldo Gascoigne]

What about Kane?

Kane and free kicks?

 

[bonaspur23]

if we got those three that would be a masterstroke

So now you want 3?