I know your post is tongue in cheek so the following is not aimed at you:
We should not be selling Wanyama and Dembele though, its madness. Wanyama was the best DM we've had since Steve Perryman last season, he struggled with an injury but now should be fucked off. Im not saying the rumours are true, but it annoys me that firstly, I wouldnt be surprised if it happened, and secondly how many fans will be so excited by the news....."NEW PLAYERS!!!"
Wanyama has had one season, how new can can a player fucking be?
And with Dembele, wouldnt it be lovely to have a veteran in the ranks, finishing his career here, teaching the likes of Winks his unique skills etc.....he was deemed past it at Christmas and surplus to requirements by lots of fans, yet hasnt had a single set back since. But suddenly we need better than Dembele.....name someone!
Last year that someone was Ross Barkley.....HA FUCKING HA, mentalists.
4 games left, and we "need to upgrade" Aurier, Davies, Trippier, Dembele, Wanyama, Lloris, Dier, Sissoko, Llorente (who is SHOCKINGLY the LEAST priority to get rid of now), Lamela and then replace Toby and Rose.
Are people fucking serious? Are you actually serious??
WHAT TEAM DOES THAT?
So many people missing where our actual problems lie and still thinking its the same thing every year....new players. Yes, because transition is just what we need next season again isnt it, God forbid we continue to grow together.
I hate this time of year, when the window is coming up, "the best team for 30 years"....SELL
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