So the new story is “Sammy Wanted Signings”
When you make up your mind which one it is that you are slagging me off for let me know.
I’m deluded and think we don’t need to improve the squad?
Or I think we need to upgrade Kane, Dele, Eriksen and Toby?
Which one, because it can’t be both.
We need to upgrade everyone. Isn’t it obvious? This current lot won’t give me bragging rights over Dave down the pub. Bring back mid-table mediocrity I say. We knew our place back then and it was comfy - like a fat Labrador. Never in the top 6, never in the bottom 6. I miss those days, looking at the top four like it was an exclusive club and being laughed at for suggesting we could break into it - literally laughed at - the very idea was ridiculous. Having friendly pint bets with my Villa mate Spindly and losing most weeks. The top four was an exclusive club, a club we weren’t meant to be remotely near to and that was fine, we knew our place - usually before the season started. I don’t like this 2nd and 3rd shit. I don’t like playing Real and Barcelona - it’s too scary. I prefer comfortable games like Grimsby in the league cup - games we can win. Oh wait.