Fernando Llorente

[LeeMcl]

Hey Cunt Google what this guy has won and fuck off you pretentious prick.

I was not sure about this transfer, at 32 it seems odd, but actually this guy is a winner & the younger players need that. There is actually no negatives to this move aside from if age was a factor. But perhaps like Davids all those years back a proven winner brings knowhow.

 

[Big Sky Spur]

They know Janssen can't score, right?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Totti]

He was jumping in the air that night,
Scored to the right,
Fernandooooooo

He was scoring goals for you and me,
At Wembley
Fernandooooo

 

[Yossarian]

I'm not sure this is entirely reliable, but he was fucking immense for us for 5 seasons on CM 2011 iirc.

 

[Big Sky Spur]

Llorente's head on a whipped in Trippier cross.......

 

[BUYLEDLEYNEWKNEES]

Great person for Jansen to learn from. Great person to bring on for the last 10 minutes if we're struggling to break teams down. Great person to seriously question my sexuality.

 

[Silverback]

Think Llorente will be a good acquisition, he performed well in a struggling Swansea team + he has CL experience. Good back-up for Kane and I'm sure he will get plenty of playing time either off the bench or in the cup competitions.
What's particularly satisfying is the fact that we pinched him from under the Chav's noses - yet another player they've missed out on. What goes around comes around - long overdue.
Expect Conte will need another hair transplant once the window closes !

 

[Totti]

 

[Jayc1]

Chelsea fans are absolutely fuming

Give me some sweet, sweet sources.

 

[Jayc1]

At least Rose won't have to google this cunt...

 

[Samisspurs]

After Sold-a-pup-o and Wanksenn, any available striker who hasn't bombed in the premier league is a go-er

 

[Chucklevision82]

Great person for Jansen to learn from. Great person to bring on for the last 10 minutes if we're struggling to break teams down. Great person to seriously question my sexuality.

 

[Yossarian]

After Sold-a-pup-o and Wanksenn, any available striker who hasn't bombed in the premier league is a go-er

 

[LilywhiteSonny]

Wouldn't be surprised if we're holding off announcing just incase we don't sign anyone else

We're actually waiting until 23:00 to announce it, aren't we ochfacepalm:

 

[BUYLEDLEYNEWKNEES]

There are no questions anymore (swoon)

 

[spursfan76]

rumour is that llorente sent cunte a message wishing him good luck but that cunte is not in his plan

 

[Totti]

Won't be long now.

 

[Park Lane Mark Twain]

Barkley turned down a £35m move to the blue racists! Fuck it, sign him Levy, he's a yid!

 

[Chucklevision82]

Won't be long now.

Signed for NIKE F.C.... they any good?

 

[John Thomas]

Still undergoing his medical according to SSN. Obvious fitness issues. I new this was a dodgy cheap punt.