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I heard it was Chirpy sleeping with other players wives, and Lily dishing out the black eyes.
Miserable pair of sods anyway.
Miserable pair of sods anyway.
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My mate big Dave from the pub told me that Eriksen teabagged Pochs son so Winks went up to him and hit him with a Samoan Spike ://///
ochfacepalm: ....It actually got it's own thread.
Embarrassing thread. Delete this.
My mates mums next door neighbour emailed me to explain that a massive argument erupted when Eriksen told jan and Harry that he believes in the bubble universe theory.
It's well known in the squad that jan is a advocate of the parrelel universe theory and that Eriksen put forward his theory to simply ' wind jan up'
As expected jan apparently went mental accusing ' Eriksen of comic book theory' at which point Kane stepped in and chinned jan.....Kane is known to support ' daughter universe theory' which is at direct odds with jans ' parrelel theory'
According to winks, Harry has been itching to stick one on jan ever since the champs league final where they were involved in a heated argument at half time after Danny rose quipped that jans theory has more weight than Harry's languid and half baked notions about universal expansion
It's well known in the squad that jan is a advocate of the parrelel universe theory and that Eriksen put forward his theory to simply ' wind jan up'
As expected jan apparently went mental accusing ' Eriksen of comic book theory' at which point Kane stepped in and chinned jan.....Kane is known to support ' daughter universe theory' which is at direct odds with jans ' parrelel theory'
According to winks, Harry has been itching to stick one on jan ever since the champs league final where they were involved in a heated argument at half time after Danny rose quipped that jans theory has more weight than Harry's languid and half baked notions about universal expansion
I heard Jan spilt a bowl of hot alphabet soup all over Eriksen . Kane saw he was hurt and it spelt trouble
Jan bummed Eriksen's wife and Kane gave Jan a dig
Fiends ??? You want to get yourselves some mates. They'll soon frighten them off for you.
Ah, a thread for random internet bullshit.
This thread though.....
Been pondering and I reckon one of our players touched the wife of a teammate's leg 20 years ago and now she is trying to turn it into a media circus.
Wrong thread?
Been pondering and I reckon one of our players touched the wife of a teammate's leg 20 years ago and now she is trying to turn it into a media circus.
Wrong thread?
never for a second did I think this could be true ............................... then I saw H hit that punch machine............Jan wouldn't have come out of it alive, if he had done it.
Thanks for the summary mate, so much simpler.
Heard that Jan refused to heal Eriksen's character during their latest D&D session and Kane had to step in as DM and now the party is a shambles.
A more likely explanation for "what's been going on lately" is that some of the squad players (not saying who, but definitely Wanyama) have made accounts on TFC and it's unsettled the mood in the dressing room.
I noticed that mate and well done for that
Reminds me a bit of the terrace song when Cantona was outed having that affair with Lee Chapman’s wife
“ He’s French
He’s Flash
He’s shagging Lesley Ash
Cantona Cantona”
Felt sorry for Lee hearing that
Remember the rumours about him beating her up but she refused to press charges...blamed it on a 'rough sex' session
. I've had plenty of those, wild sex all night and then when you wake up and look at who you brought home your first though is "Christ, she's rough"