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I got the job! 
:eriksenlol:
ochbye:aulinhowtf:
Also got 8 out of 8 questions correct on the quiz #blatant
:eriksenlol:ochbye:aulinhowtf:Also got 8 out of 8 questions correct on the quiz #blatant
I've got a job interview at Spurs in a couple of weeks (#blatant), and as part of my interview I have to take a 'short quiz about the club.' Could you please fire some questions at me to refresh my knowledge of the club and see where I can improve?
Any help would be much appreciated.
Up the Spurs
Any help would be much appreciated.
Up the Spurs
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She doesn't even read it. Just hears here phone buzz in the other room and squirts like a frightened octopus.
What weight, in ounces is Daniel Levy's left testical?
Have you ever considered doing stand up comedy mate, you're a natural. This had me in stitches, the way you said things that obviously werent the right answer but said them like they were the right answer. You're a fucking pioneer mate.
Can Dembele be a true CAM, should we have bought Schneiderlin, how best should we utilise Lamela and what's your opinion on tiny dancers?
Good luck mate.:lamelashock:aulinhowtf:
Good luck mate.:lamelashock:
aulinhowtf:
How fast can Hugo make Marine cum?
A: 8mins of foreplay + 3mins of pump
B: 6mins foreplay + 6mins of pump
C: With a simple whisper
A: 8mins of foreplay + 3mins of pump
B: 6mins foreplay + 6mins of pump
C: With a simple whisper
D. With a Whatsapp message
1884, 4, juande ramos, 2007 and raziak, good job im not going for an interview or that poor cunt of an op would not even get a sniff
What hat size is Eric Dier?
I went on a tour a few years back, it was when the club released the new kit at midnight. They had a load of stuff going on that night but I can't remember much about what happend on the tour because my youngest two kids were being a real pain and kept fuckin around in the dressing room. The guide did spend a bit of time talking about the "Hall of Fame" pics in the foyer/corridor, he also spent a bit of time trying to get my Boy to get off the pitch at about 02:30 in the morning, very surreal.
All the best with the interview/presentation.
What is the record attendance at WHL?
Who has made the most league apperances for Spurs?
Who is our all-time top goalscorer?
In what year did we move into WHL?
Who has the squad's current 15 shirt?
To the nearest 1000, what is WHL's capacity?
How many FA Cups have we won?
There is another but I can't remember what it was. The other two (obviously can't be marked) questions were:
Who is your favourite ever Spurs player (Ledley King for me)?
What is the most memorable match that you have attended at WHL?
As a percentage, how many of Spurs officials female following between the ages of 18-26 has Nacer Chadli had sexual intercourse with?
When, will I, will I be famous?
tbh I think I have a good mix of the passion for the club and the drive to work in the industry anyway - coaching is an area where you have to separate the emotions to make the right decision. I know what you're saying though, maybe it's not best to be too much of a smart arse in the interview.
They want me to do a 5-minute presentation on the club as well, without the use of presentation aids. I'm still brainstorming but my angle is 'Past, Present and Future' - I have knowledge of the past of the club, I live through the present and am part of that, and want to be part of a promising future for the club (training ground, new stadium etc).
Might be a bit corny but it's 'different'
Congrats.
What was the last players name I had on the back of my shirt?
What was the last players name I had on the back of my shirt?
What is Harry Kane's IQ:
A: 7
B:14
C: 176
A: 7
B:14
C: 176