INT. CHRISTIAN ERIKSEN'S OPEN PLAN KITCHEN/LIVING ROOM - DAY
CHRISTIAN ERIKSEN has 4 friends over to watch the big match. He is slowly mooching around the kitchen not doing anything productive. The friends are sat at the breakfast bar in a row.
FRIEND 2: Hey Chris, got any snacks?
All the friends agree and look hungry.
ERIKSEN: Sure, try these and pass them down.
ERIKSEN holds up a packet of Corners crisps then passes them to FRIEND 1. ERIKSEN goes back to being busy doing fuck all.
After a few seconds.
FRIEND 4: Hey Chris, what happened to those snacks?
ERIKSEN, FRIEND 2, FRIEND 3 and FRIEND 4 all look around confused before looking at FRIEND 1 who is enjoying the snacks to himself.
FRIEND 3: Hey! They didn't make it past the first man!
Close up of ERIKSEN.
ERIKSEN: Story of my life.
ERIKSEN smile and wink to camera.
ERIKSEN then goes to make a grab for the snacks but pulls out at the last minute.
Product Shot with VOICE OVER
VOICE OVER: Corners. Too good to share.
Cut back to ERIKSEN in his bedroom. In the background a woman is in bed with a man wearing a Jan Vertonghen Spurts shirt. The name and number are visible on the back while they have elaborate Belgian sex.
ERIKSEN: I wish I could say the same about my wife.
End.