No, you are right Borks, he was to blame for everything last night, he was to blame for us taking until he came on to break down Villa, he was to blame for us not creating fuck all against Newcastle for the 60 odd minutes he wasn't on there either, and the reason our football's gone down the toilet over the last couple of years is Eriksen's 25 goals and assists per season the useless cunt. I look forward to listening to you and the other fuckwit lemmings singing Sissoko's name for another two years while he fucking ambles around like a lobotomised turtle in a fucking windsock, tripping over the fucking ball and pointing at random shit.
Will that do?