On the balcony, fighting with our arms.
Oooer, you're a bit weird.But why do you need to take food to a football match? It only lasts 2 hours. I’ve been going for years and no one I’ve gone with has ever felt the need to take a packed lunch. I’m guessing you’re the type of person who hurtles down to the fat market on Boxing Day because your already over stuffed fridge hasn’t actually blown up.
Here’s a tip, if you absolutely must stuff your fat face with crisps and sandwiches, do it outside of the ground. No wonder we’ve only got three songs these days,
“Stand up if you love pies, stand up if you’ve smuggled a baguette in under your XXXXXXXL cape”.
You and your ilk have ruined it for everyone. And someone should say so.