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Strong candidate for best cheese in the universe right now is this 'Maida Vale' actually from Guernsey.Talking of Cheese, Lidl's Scottish Chedder is superb.
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You want to get better female company pal.It's also known as 'French cheese'. It dribbles out of your sandwich, falls on your jeans and smells like a tart's arsehole.