Cheese & Cucumber Sandwichgate

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chubbs

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.........VAR is OURS........ It's Clear & Obvious
Briehave yourselves. I'm in a pickle here and you're not exactly being extra mature, are you?

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
 

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chubbs

Supporter
.........VAR is OURS........ It's Clear & Obvious
She doesn't know it, but I've decided to use the wife as my sandwich mule on Saturday night.
 

chubbs

Supporter
.........VAR is OURS........ It's Clear & Obvious
Haha never heard cheese described as 'soggy', fair play I wouldn't want that either
It's also known as 'French cheese'. It dribbles out of your sandwich, falls on your jeans and smells like a tart's arsehole.
 
It's also known as 'French cheese'. It dribbles out of your sandwich, falls on your jeans and smells like a tart's arsehole.
You want to get better female company pal.

As a side, I read somewhere once that the UK is actually no.1 for number of (varieties) of cheese produced, not the Frogs as most people think. Beat them at that as well then
 

chubbs

Supporter
.........VAR is OURS........ It's Clear & Obvious
I've only just seen the signs that've been staring me in the face for weeks.

Sandwich gets into stadium - we win 3-1.
Sandwich gets confiscated - we lose 0-1.

The sandwich MUST GET THROUGH.
 

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