January Transfer Thread 2024

[Larry David]

Joao Felix is dogshit and also a cunt, avoid by all means necessary

 

[Achilles]

Sorry, didn't realise I was spoiling the party.

If you could re-hinge your jaw and claw Félix's cock out of your mouth for long enough to watch him play for 5 fucking minutes you might see why no one wants him for monopoly money, you shit-munching clown. Delete your account.

How was that?

I mean, it's not bad.

Plus, I do like Felix and think he'd do well in the system. He's got 7g+4a so far for Barca.

 

[Achilles]

Joao Felix is dogshit and also a cunt, avoid by all means necessary

I have missed the cuntishness. If he's actually a rotten cunt, we wouldn't want him stinking up the clubhouse.

 

[Confusius]

Jesus H. Christ.

I can't even start a proper cunt off about Joao Felix!?

What has happened to this place under Big Ange and the new & improved Daniel Levy?

With no cunt-offs galore, this forum will die!!

 

[Confusius]

Ornstein seems like a sensitive young man. Two footing someone who asked a legit question.

Aren´t all the so called ITK´s like that?? As soon as someone questions them, they act like spoilt children!!

Cunts!!

 

[Leggo5]

Not sure João Felix wants any part of a team with Porro on it.

 

[Boltonspur]

Who is Joao Felix anyway?Googled him and he’s a nobody.

Get me that Nusa chap or it’s no dice.
C’mon baldy. Get yer finger out.

 

[Warehouse Eyes]

Yeah, also Salah scored 4 in 20 in the Egyptian league when he was 18 and didn't really click as a goal threat until he was 23.

Funny thing is, statistically, Nusa is better than Diaz defensively in almost every defensive stat.

Reminded of when we played against FC Basel in the Europa about 10 years ago. Salah was playing for them on the right wing. His close control/skill/speed were exceptional and he tore our defence to ribbons. Could have scored a hattrick but couldn't hit the proverbial barn door all match - looked very erratic in front of goal.

 

[Matt1882]

Corrected for you.

You didn't correct anything, you just expanded on what I said.

I like Felix a lot- haven’t seen him play much this season but the times I did he scored for Barca. Not sure if he could fit with our wage structure. Im not sure why so many don’t like him.

You must be his lucky star if he scores every time you watch, what with head goal every near-4 games ratio. He's the epiphany of hype. Atleti paid an absolute fortune to trigger his release clause when they were forced to sell Griezman in the same way. Felix has never shown he's got any more in his locker than any other slightly quick, tricky winger. We already got duped into buying Gil, at least he's not earning much.

Joao Felix is dogshit and also a cunt, avoid by all means necessary

Isn't there some animosity between him and Porro?

 

[Pathfinder]

...I wonder which league Lukaku is trying to sell himself to


View: https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1750461565793448390

 

[Oracle]

...I wonder in which league Lukaku is trying to sell himself to


View: https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1750461565793448390

Based on his own words, they’d do well to steer clear of him.

 

[Aussies Dream]

...I wonder in which league Lukaku is trying to sell himself to


View: https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1750461565793448390

Yes, of course.

I have zero interest in watching Al Qaeda v Al Beback, no matter who plays for them ever

 

[Pathfinder]

Pochettino also compared Edwards to Messi ...


View: https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1750652179822555183

 

[cretinousgoat]

Yes, of course.

I have zero interest in watching Al Queda v Al Beback, no matter who plays them ever

 

[simon j]

Hopefully the deal for this wonder kid Nusa doesn’t turn out to be a turd of a deal the same as the Bryan Gil affair.
25 million plus lamela for what 15 games and one goal!!’. As Rodney once said it made the one legged turkey deal look shrewd!

 

[Brian Fantana]

Reminded of when we played against FC Basel in the Europa about 10 years ago. Salah was playing for them on the right wing. His close control/skill/speed were exceptional and he tore our defence to ribbons. Could have scored a hattrick but couldn't hit the proverbial barn door all match - looked very erratic in front of goal.

It was obvious from those two games he was a good player though. I remember loads of us saying we should sign him at the time, based on those games.

 

[Bill Madrid]

Ok, definitely not one for now but hear me out...

Joao Felix in the summer.

Apparently Barca aren't likely to take up the buy option, Atletico don't want him. Would he not fit Ange ball perfectly?

João Félix, wearing sunglasses, pictured earlier...

 

[James78]

It was obvious from those two games he was a good player though. I remember loads of us saying we should sign him at the time, based on those games.

I think that was the best individual performance against us I can remember. We just couldn’t cope with him.

 

[Pathfinder]

I think that was the best individual performance against us I can remember. We just couldn’t cope with him.

In all fairness, it was not Salah that Spurs couldn't cope with but Basel as team as well.

 

[Homburg]

I think that was the best individual performance against us I can remember. We just couldn’t cope with him.

One of the best at least, pretty much confirmed by how many of us vividly remember that tie.