Summer 2016 Transfer Window Thread

[Mensa]

Exclusive quote from Daniel Levy on BBC:

I paid £30million for the cunt just to shut up John Thomas on that bloody forum

 

[Oracle]

Relax. He just played the game today - without Everton bidding we wouldn't have got up to £30m and he'd still be at Newcastle.

What game did he play last season when his team got relegated?

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

I think this fella is a shit footballer with an attitude to match. But there is nothing better than pissing on another clubs chips, especial Koeman the cunt.

 

[Super Jan Fan]

 

[Bush Hill Dave]

" it'll be a day no Bournemouth fan forgets"

I make that right.

Poor bastards.

 

[BAE32]

What the fuck we actually bid 30m for Sissoko?

Fuck me what a waste of money, he's not even going to be our starting 11...

 

[SouthCoastSpur]

Seriously seriously off to bed, can't face Jim White bloody yellw tie anymore. Not even his perky titted companion making it worthwhile. I will see what the morning brings in all its glory!

 

[Parklaneyido]

Jim White on SSN 'poor old Everton, worked so hard on this deal all day blah blah fucking blah'

Oh my heart bleeds

 

[Melspurnian]

7 minutes to fuck it up

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Jim White on SSN 'poor old Everton, worked so hard on this deal all day blah blah fucking blah'

Oh my heart bleeds

They're acting as if Everton initiated the bids and were after him all day until we swooped in at the last minute.

 

[Sicknotes sicknote]

I hope Sugars old fax machine is plugged in

 

[Totti]

I mean it COULD have been worse. We could have been a club that re-signed David Luiz

 

[ArtyB]

Former footballer Jack Wilshire has signed for Bournemouth. Assume as part of the coaching staff ?

More likely to be the medical team...

 

[Oracle]

Re: Sissoko.

Overpriced, talented, but attitude is questionable.

I think our weakest area in the squad is depth behind Dembele, and he is clearly being brought in to fill that need. So for that reason, I think his true 'worth' to us may well be higher than his individual transfer value.

Can you let us a melt a little longer before coming in with solid reason?

 

[BUYLEDLEYNEWKNEES]

To put the 30 million into perspective in this window Chelsea signed Marcus Alonso for £23 million pounds, a gangly left back who will probably be on the bench. The window is spastic, I'm actually genuinely exited for Sissoko, exiting player.

 

[Art Vandelay]

Cheers. SchmoodSpur2013 is a cunt


Only kidding.

Go back a few pages from here and just read. This is humorous.

Before I went to bed quite a few shot down the "melters" bemoaning a lack of activity. We look like signing a player that'll mean Carroll and Winks aren't in line for a Champions League spot in the team and they all melt over it.

Sissoko>Carroll/Winks it's that simple.

 

[SoCalSpurs]

If this gets done then all of a sudden I'll feel 10 times better with this transfer window. Whereas it seems the rest of you will feel 10 this worse. Maybe I'm not normal after all

Maybe this signing is a good thing, so we can all stop hearing you bitch and moan for a change

 

[Furball man]

Merson is drunk

 

[Totti]

 

[Bazali]

Why are sky going on about wheelchair so much, " it'll be a day no Bournemouth fan forgets"

He's done fuck all for 8 years apart from fall apart

The sea air will be good for his ankles, knees etc