The following email has been addressed to Mr. Levy via TFC's emailing services. The following email is as follows:
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Dear Daniel Levy,
DING DING DING!
It's time for the annual 24 hour countdown! We're holding the biggest blowout sale ever!
Do you want to end up like this?
Of course not, Daniel! Everyone knows you don't and won't ever have any hair. So we here at The Fighting Cock have lined up an assortment of impressive options via our amazing scouts and forum experts, who are but are not limited to:
John Thomas
!
n17troops
!
Totti
!
Senior Editor
Joe Clash
!
Chief ITK
Freudlyuchenko
!
Furball man
!
ArcspacE
!
AND THE REST OF US!
Firstly, we thank you for your purchases of Janssen and Wanyama!
However, we feel that there time is running out, and you can really do with these valuable assets! Of course, time is running out, and you only have about 24 hours to buy!
And so, we have lined up a few products. Right, guys?
...Right?
So here are some potential products:
John McGinn!
Oh never mind, scratch that. He's currently faulty.McGinn
Guys, what else do we have? Oh, right! Zaha!
Scratch that, our experts said they just ran out of stock on him!Zaha
...Gotze?
Dang it!Gotze. I'm sure we'll find another excellent product, Mr. Levy. Don't you worry...
Oh, N'koudou?
Bless you! Tissue?
Lastly, our prized sale of the 3 month shop...
Isco!
Oh, sorry. I forgot to translate for Mr. Poch. Our prized sale, BISCO!
He's used goods from our old partner, Real Madrid! I'm sure you'll love him. Most importantly, he doesn't mind taking a cheap tram to work! Here he is enjoying a quick ride!
We think you'll enjoy him very very much in your collection.
What's that? Oh, that guy is just some stranger who intruded our workplace. His name is gibbs131 .
Don't worry about him. Anyways, we really hope you make a purchase soon. We'll be closed in under 24 hours, and we hope to hear from you soon!
Sincerely,
The loving, tender, considerate men of The Fighting Cock
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Dear Daniel Levy,
DING DING DING!
It's time for the annual 24 hour countdown! We're holding the biggest blowout sale ever!
Do you want to end up like this?
Of course not, Daniel! Everyone knows you don't and won't ever have any hair. So we here at The Fighting Cock have lined up an assortment of impressive options via our amazing scouts and forum experts, who are but are not limited to:
John Thomas
!
n17troops
!
Totti
!
Senior Editor
Joe Clash
!
Chief ITK
Freudlyuchenko
!
Furball man
!
ArcspacE
!
AND THE REST OF US!
Firstly, we thank you for your purchases of Janssen and Wanyama!
However, we feel that there time is running out, and you can really do with these valuable assets! Of course, time is running out, and you only have about 24 hours to buy!
And so, we have lined up a few products. Right, guys?
...Right?
So here are some potential products:
John McGinn!
Oh never mind, scratch that. He's currently faulty.
Guys, what else do we have? Oh, right! Zaha!
Scratch that, our experts said they just ran out of stock on him!
...Gotze?
Dang it!
Oh, N'koudou?
Bless you! Tissue?
Lastly, our prized sale of the 3 month shop...
Isco!
Oh, sorry. I forgot to translate for Mr. Poch. Our prized sale, BISCO!
He's used goods from our old partner, Real Madrid! I'm sure you'll love him. Most importantly, he doesn't mind taking a cheap tram to work! Here he is enjoying a quick ride!
We think you'll enjoy him very very much in your collection.
What's that? Oh, that guy is just some stranger who intruded our workplace. His name is gibbs131 .
Don't worry about him. Anyways, we really hope you make a purchase soon. We'll be closed in under 24 hours, and we hope to hear from you soon!
Sincerely,
The loving, tender, considerate men of The Fighting Cock
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