No surprised you thought that was funny, since you have been in lolcat mode all day.
You must be blind if you can't spot the quality of Vlad, Jan and Kaboul etc when they get their gallop on.
I'm making this last point and will try to make it very, very clear:
The only player you advocate whose individual quality I question is Paulinho. That is it. Do not try to spin it so my argument is to suggest any of the rest of these players are crap themselves. However, it's your lack of understanding of how they would fit into a logical plan where the problem arises.