Now that Paulinho has been shipped off to China, I find myself lacking a favourite player.
But one thing I noticed last season was that, even with Kane's torrid performance, there was no one, really, in the squad who tickled my heart. Lots of players I like, but, well…
Part of this is because I am an inveterate hipster, and the only current hipster darling is Chadli, and I'm rather meh about him. There was a while a few years ago when Lennon was my favourite player, but he spent half the season elsewhere and hasn't managed to get me excited in some time.
So for those of you sick of reading people gloat about how superior they are because they can make "funny", sweary puns about the ITKs whom they never, of course, take seriously in the transfer thread, make your case here. This is a summer relaxation thread.
Also, this isn't a poll since I imagine the answers will change over time.
N.B.: this isn't judged on ability, necessarily. It's judged on your own, personal criteria.
I'll start: But I'm not happy about it.
I kid.
But one thing I noticed last season was that, even with Kane's torrid performance, there was no one, really, in the squad who tickled my heart. Lots of players I like, but, well…
Part of this is because I am an inveterate hipster, and the only current hipster darling is Chadli, and I'm rather meh about him. There was a while a few years ago when Lennon was my favourite player, but he spent half the season elsewhere and hasn't managed to get me excited in some time.
So for those of you sick of reading people gloat about how superior they are because they can make "funny", sweary puns about the ITKs whom they never, of course, take seriously in the transfer thread, make your case here. This is a summer relaxation thread.
Also, this isn't a poll since I imagine the answers will change over time.
N.B.: this isn't judged on ability, necessarily. It's judged on your own, personal criteria.
I'll start: But I'm not happy about it.