In San Diego we sing these,
(to the tune of I Want Candy with hand claps between each line)
I know a lad who bleeds white 'n blue
He's a yid like me and you
Comes from Belgium plays for Tottenham
On the pitch no one can stop him
Nacer Chadli
Ryan Mason he's a yid
He's played for Spurs since he was just a kid
Now he'll score and he'll tackle when we need
Took that fat bastard Lampard to his knees
I veto that line. Why do we always compare our players to cunts?