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Just heard this one at the pub for the first time on Saturday. Was cracking up.

He has a massive cock he does; the Jan, the Jan.
He tucks it in his football sock; the Jan, the Jan.
He shagged his bird and now she’s dead,
He waves his cock around his head.
Jan Vertonghen, Tottenham’s Superman
 
I've particularly enjoyed 'Mourinho was right, your fans are shite' home and away this season. Also it was more of a one off, but 'your kebabs are fucking shit' aimed at Besiktas was superb.
 
At Oldham Athletic I've often been told
That the team to remember, the team to recall
Are the great Man United the best of them all.
They came down to Tottenham in 75
They went in the Park Lane the Paxton, the Side,
But Tottenham were many and many to ruck
And the great Man United got battered to f**k
Toodaloo, toodaloo and the great Man United got battered to f**k.

We returned to Old Trafford in 78
We didn't have tickets we tore down their gates
They wasn't expecting the Spurs to turn up
So the great Man United got battered to f**k
Toodaloo, toodaloo and the great Man United got battered to f**k.
 
I enjoyed this one at the match on Saturday, which was a slighty different version of the original Soldado chant.

SOLDADO Whoaaar, SOLDADO Whoaaar
He came from Sunny Spain, to trian with HARRY KANE.
SOLDADO Whoaaar, SOLDADO Whoaaar
He came from Sunny Spain, to trian with HARRY KANE.
 
we're the barmy Tottenham army la la lalalala !
oh we're the barmy Tottenham army la la lalalala !

this has to be sung as an announcement that we've arrived and that we're running wild in the
northbank highbury
 
It pisses me off that most people at WHL prefer singing about Arse than about our team. We should sing for our shirt with pride and we have many good songs for our club. A few jibes at them gypsies down the road is fine, but stand up if you hate Woolwich? Fuck off. I'm not defined by hating them but by being Tottenham. The Campbell chants and the Wenger paedo stuff are simply embarrassing.
 
Fuck me sideways.

We complain when there's no atmosphere and then we complain when there is one. Fucking embarrassing.

A song is a song is a song. Just sing up.

Unless it's "What do we think of Woolwich?" then please don't sing.
 
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